Universe Remote/Ken/dancers/Time stop/Read the Manual
You decide to just buckle down and read the manual. You know that if you keep fucking around with this thing all willy nilly you're liable to blow up the earth, and possibly the nearest 2/3 of a light year as well.
Thinking of that, you wonder if in 288 days the astronomical community will freak out. You froze time, but not on a galactic scale. There should be some differences the longer you keep time frozen. Although if the solar system itself is still moving relative to the cosmos... It hurts your head thinking about it. You guess you'll just find out in about a year or so.
You know you're distracting yourself from the book on the counter. You Know some much more pleasant distractions, but you don't really want to fuck a mannequin. You want everyone involved to enjoy their first times and you can't do that until you understand the remote. You've waited almost 30 years, you can wait a little longer.
With that, you get to work reading.
You've made some discoveries. What you took to be a picture in picture button is actually a linking button. "Sympathetic Resonance" is the label in the manual or at least that's what you think it is. That section of the manual is rather obtuse even when compared to the rest. Regardless, it can link two things together. You can make a doorway that leads to a location on the other side of the world. You can View scenes happening elsewhere. You can link an object or person to one location so that they cannot move. You can also link more nebulous things like concepts and such. There are warnings about "Thoughtforms" when linking concepts. You get the idea that it's possible but maybe not a good idea without being very clear on what you want to do.
The button next to "Link" is "Sync". This one is useless on its own but is very powerful none the less. Sync allows you to propagate changes that you make to your entire range. Effectively Globally because there's nothing else in the solar system to change unless you make your own moon base full of little girls... You're getting distracted again. Sync, it's very simple. Make a change with the other buttons, decide how it will propagate either to selected targets or a selected range and press the button. Done. If you want to remove the clothes of everyone on earth, or every little girl on earth, or just the little girls in town, you just need to look at the studio next door and press Sync.
The next button you learn about, or buttons, are what you would call volume control. The plus and minus. These two buttons increase or decrease anything. They have to have something to start with which is where the buttons on the other side of the remote can come in. You can "change the channel" to add or remove things and then turn up or down different parts to fine tune things. This button right here is one way out of the mess next door. You can turn down the panic and turn up the acceptance of nudity. Maybe limit it to turning up the acceptability of naked little girls and then Sync that globally...
The other way out of the mess you created is the reset button. It's next to the Sync button and looks similar but only has a single arrow in a circle. It's just a basic Undo button. You can undo part of a change or everything. You can even reset your entire range to "default" as if you'd never made any changes at all. This is the second way to clear up the mess next door, but the less fun option.
The button on the opposite side of the remote is still way too esoteric in its description but the fact that it looks like a caution symbol makes you not want to touch it.
Moving down to the bottom are the time controls. They seem simple but can do all sorts of extra things like aging and de-aging someone. Putting one person into reverse or giving them super speed. The record button can record slices of time to play back later. You're not 100% sure on what the manual means by that bit. One limitation is that you cannot reverse your own personal timeline. You can "go into the past" but it's not your "real" past. Again you're not 100% sure on that one either. You think that this means that you can't just reverse time to before you stripped all the girls next door. Maybe. That part is not written in complex jargon. Instead, it's written in the simplest of terms which actually makes it harder to understand.
You take a few moments to stare at the little girls in the projection. You've done this a lot over the past few, days? maybe days. You can't tell because time is literally stopped right now. If that currently is a this as "right now".
The blond haired girl near the instructor has the most perfect cone breasts with nipples that almost perfectly match her skin tone. Really all of the girls are perfect.
Again you're distracting yourself. mostly because you cannot find the section in the manual about the directional buttons and checkmark button in the center of the remote. You're fairly sure that those are the most important buttons but there's nothing that you can find in this giant manual. To be fair you've only read a small fraction of the book, but the other buttons were not hard to find, just hard to understand.
What do you do