WBWP/Magic Lamp/A full adult, let's say 30

So, age 30 then. If you are enough of a pervert to make a wish on a lamp that would get you all the sex you want, you are probably enough of a pervert to have actually given it some real thought as to exactly how to phrase your wishes to make it that way. The whole "What if I found a magic lamp and got 3 wishes?" hypothetical. That being the case, when you found the magic lamp you already knew exactly what to wish for.

First, you would need something to make the girls let you do it with them. Second, you would need something to keep you from getting arrested for it. Also, if you are going to be doing it with the really young ones, maybe something to make them pregnant even when they are really young wouldn't be a bad idea. Oh, and then having enough money to retire on and just fuck all day wouldn't be bad either. Oh great, that's 4 wishes. Fantastic. Maybe this is something that would require some careful thought.

Well then, you have two options. Either you prioritize your wishes, or you try to maximize the effects of your wishes. Well then, the best place to start would probably be the ones to make the pussy available to you in the first place.

• You will never get in trouble for having sex, consensual or not
• Any girl, regardless of age, will willingly let you have sex with her
• No one will oppose you, before or after, in having sex with a girl regardless of age request --Notsooldpervert (talk) 15:25, 9 October 2017 (CEST)
• Every human female wants to have sex with you and is willing to pay money for it if asked
• You have mind control powers, that should cover several bases at once