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“Hey Bree, can I pee on you?” you ask your 6 year old youngest sister. It seems the momentum of the situation just keeps rolling, and you are doing things to do with pee anyway, so… | “Hey Bree, can I pee on you?” you ask your 6 year old youngest sister. It seems the momentum of the situation just keeps rolling, and you are doing things to do with pee anyway, so… | ||
“Umm… yeah I guess so...” she says, looking most decidedly disgusted by what you just asked her to let you do. | “Umm… yeah I guess so...” she says, looking most decidedly disgusted by what you just asked her to let you do. | ||
“Eeew! That’s gross!” Emily protests, “Why would you want to pee on Bree!?” | “Eeew! That’s gross!” Emily protests, “Why would you want to pee on Bree!?” | ||
Oops, got to think fast. “Um, well, she just saw us doing all those things with pee so I thought she might like it, don’t you think so too?” | Oops, got to think fast. “Um, well, she just saw us doing all those things with pee so I thought she might like it, don’t you think so too?” | ||
“Oh, yeah, maybe,” she says, “but it’s still gross.” | “Oh, yeah, maybe,” she says, “but it’s still gross.” | ||
“I don’t want to be peed on!” Bree protests, almost with tears in her eyes. Great, something went wrong there. What happened? That’s right, you just asked for permission to pee on her, you didn’t say anything referring to whether or not she wanted it. | “I don’t want to be peed on!” Bree protests, almost with tears in her eyes. Great, something went wrong there. What happened? That’s right, you just asked for permission to pee on her, you didn’t say anything referring to whether or not she wanted it. | ||
“Umm… wait, don’t you want me to pee on you?” You ask her. | “Umm… wait, don’t you want me to pee on you?” You ask her. | ||
“Yeah, I do,” she says, still with tears in her eyes. “But it sounds gross though.” | “Yeah, I do,” she says, still with tears in her eyes. “But it sounds gross though.” | ||
Ok, guess you gotta go all the way with this the way you did with Em. “Aren’t you excited for me to pee on you?” You ask her. | Ok, guess you gotta go all the way with this the way you did with Em. “Aren’t you excited for me to pee on you?” You ask her. | ||
“Yeah!” She responds, suddenly perking right up. “Can you!? Can you!? Can you!? Pee on me Chad! Eh-heee! Chad’s gonna pee on me!” Wow! She’s not just excited, she’s opening up full throttle on you. | “Yeah!” She responds, suddenly perking right up. “Can you!? Can you!? Can you!? Pee on me Chad! Eh-heee! Chad’s gonna pee on me!” Wow! She’s not just excited, she’s opening up full throttle on you. | ||
“Wow wow wow, calm down kid!” You say. | “Wow wow wow, calm down kid!” You say. | ||
“Wow, what’s wrong with you Bree?” Emily asks, “You were just saying you didn’t want Chad to pee on you a little bit ago.” | “Wow, what’s wrong with you Bree?” Emily asks, “You were just saying you didn’t want Chad to pee on you a little bit ago.” | ||
“Noooo! I want Chad to pee on me!” She says with a gigantic smile plainly contradicting that her behavior earlier ever even happened. | “Noooo! I want Chad to pee on me!” She says with a gigantic smile plainly contradicting that her behavior earlier ever even happened. | ||
“Whatever, I still think that’s gross,” Emily states. | “Whatever, I still think that’s gross,” Emily states. | ||
“It’s not gross!” Bree argues back. | “It’s not gross!” Bree argues back. | ||
“You just said it was gross a bit ago!” Emily reminds her. | “You just said it was gross a bit ago!” Emily reminds her. | ||
“Yeah! But it’s not!” Bree states plainly. So, apparently Bree does remember what she said before, she just disagrees with her own previous statements now. | “Yeah! But it’s not!” Bree states plainly. So, apparently Bree does remember what she said before, she just disagrees with her own previous statements now. | ||
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Revision as of 16:37, 10 January 2017
“Hey Bree, can I pee on you?” you ask your 6 year old youngest sister. It seems the momentum of the situation just keeps rolling, and you are doing things to do with pee anyway, so…
“Umm… yeah I guess so...” she says, looking most decidedly disgusted by what you just asked her to let you do.
“Eeew! That’s gross!” Emily protests, “Why would you want to pee on Bree!?”
Oops, got to think fast. “Um, well, she just saw us doing all those things with pee so I thought she might like it, don’t you think so too?”
“Oh, yeah, maybe,” she says, “but it’s still gross.”
“I don’t want to be peed on!” Bree protests, almost with tears in her eyes. Great, something went wrong there. What happened? That’s right, you just asked for permission to pee on her, you didn’t say anything referring to whether or not she wanted it.
“Umm… wait, don’t you want me to pee on you?” You ask her.
“Yeah, I do,” she says, still with tears in her eyes. “But it sounds gross though.”
Ok, guess you gotta go all the way with this the way you did with Em. “Aren’t you excited for me to pee on you?” You ask her.
“Yeah!” She responds, suddenly perking right up. “Can you!? Can you!? Can you!? Pee on me Chad! Eh-heee! Chad’s gonna pee on me!” Wow! She’s not just excited, she’s opening up full throttle on you.
“Wow wow wow, calm down kid!” You say.
“Wow, what’s wrong with you Bree?” Emily asks, “You were just saying you didn’t want Chad to pee on you a little bit ago.”
“Noooo! I want Chad to pee on me!” She says with a gigantic smile plainly contradicting that her behavior earlier ever even happened.
“Whatever, I still think that’s gross,” Emily states.
“It’s not gross!” Bree argues back.
“You just said it was gross a bit ago!” Emily reminds her.
“Yeah! But it’s not!” Bree states plainly. So, apparently Bree does remember what she said before, she just disagrees with her own previous statements now.
WIP