A Midsummer Pedo Dream/Choose to be reborn as an elf.

You feel yourself being pulled into the ground. You sink deeper and deeper into the ground... deeper and deeper until you can no longer see... deeper and deeper until you are swallowed up whole... and then deeper and deeper still, until...

Suddenly, you find yourself awake, sitting up right in your bed.

You look down at your body - holy shit, you're a real life woodland elf. You look around at your treehouse-like room and inspect yourself in the mirror.

Not quite as handsome as Legolas, but damn. You feel the strength in your elven limbs the lightness of your steps as you consider what to do next.

• Go to the meadow where you see a couple of young female elves playing.
• Break into some nearby elf homes in search of females to violate.