Sexy Fun Times/Work/Social Worker

You select a pale blue shirt, a navy tie and Tan slacks with no underwear. White socks and brown loafers complete the outfit. Your phone, car keys, cash, cards and ID all go into your leather shoulder bag as you don't want to spoil the cut of your slacks with a wallet.

Your job as a social worker, specialising in child abuse is ideal for a paedophile like you. You love children and anyone who hurts them deserves all that the law can do. However, when it comes to children and sex, you know that many of the kiddies involved are willing participants and not victims. Parents and guardians soon catch on to the idea that you can give them a good report if they cooperate.

Your car, a black 4x4, is in the street outside and it only takes you half an hour to get to the office. You park near the back doors and grab a coffee from the pod machine on the way in. A couple of female secretaries give you friendly 'mornin's' but they both think you are gay. so no come-on. When you open your computer and check your morning schedule, you see that you have five urgent cases.

Which one should you visit?

• 6yo Milly
• 9yo Angela
• 3yo Twins
• Baby Smith
• 12yo Jane