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*'''2''':None of the kids are touching each other's privates if you can't see them touching each other's privates. | *'''2''':None of the kids are touching each other's privates if you can't see them touching each other's privates. | ||
*'''3''':You can't hear us (the kids) through the walls. | *'''3''':You can't hear us (the kids) through the walls. | ||
*'''4''':Ignore and forget everything you hear us (the kids) saying through the walls if it sounds like we are touching or seeing each other's privates, underwear, being naked, or taking off our | *'''4''':Ignore and forget everything you hear us (the kids) saying through the walls if it sounds like we are touching or seeing each other's privates, underwear, being naked, or taking off our clothes in front of each other. | ||
*'''5''':You will wet the bed if you don't have sex. | *'''5''':You will wet the bed if you don't have sex. | ||
*'''6''':Jesus doesn't want you to wet the bed. | *'''6''':Jesus doesn't want you to wet the bed. | ||
Latest revision as of 00:03, 7 January 2022
“What? Why do I hafta get married?” You ask, really confused at where that notion even came from.
“Well...” your father responds, looking a bit confused. “That’s just what you do. If you have sex with a girl then you get married… but… actually, you can’t get married to your sister, it’s against the law. Well, we’ll figure something out.”
“He shouldn’t even be having sex with his sisters at all.” Your mother groans. “Ok,” she says, “Just Megan, he can have sex with Megan so he doesn’t have another accident. That’s all.” At this, your mother lets out a heavy frustrated sounding breath. “Fine, I’ll go get her before Jerry makes a bigger mess of his bed.”
Wait, do they think you are about to wet the bed right now!? Guess another one of your orders didn’t quite go the way you wanted it to. And what was all that that just happened? You suddenly realize that Megan was the only one of your sisters you specifically said you were allowed to have sex with, the rest they just seemed to be debating over because you said you had to have sex “now.” You bet they don’t want you doing it with any of your sisters at all. Wow, you just set up a confusing mess with your power, you’re not even sure what’s what now or how any of this happened.
- Oh well, just let it happen. You will learn more about sex that way.
- Tell them you don’t actually have to have sex “right now”
- Reverse everything you told them, you don’t want your parents involved
| Persuasions (recent) |
| No new persuasions |
Limited condition persuasions
Long term persuasions (person 1)
Long term persuasions (person 2)
- 1:You will wet the bed again of you don't have sex "now."
Mom and Dad
- 1:None of the kids are naked if you can't see them naked.
- 2:None of the kids are touching each other's privates if you can't see them touching each other's privates.
- 3:You can't hear us (the kids) through the walls.
- 4:Ignore and forget everything you hear us (the kids) saying through the walls if it sounds like we are touching or seeing each other's privates, underwear, being naked, or taking off our clothes in front of each other.
- 5:You will wet the bed if you don't have sex.
- 6:Jesus doesn't want you to wet the bed.
- 7:You are allowed to have sex with Megan
No one