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*[[Life Hacks/Hallomod(Sammael-Friendly)/Hit on her|Hit on her]]
*[[Life Hacks/Hallomod(Sammael-Friendly)/Hit on her|Hit on her]]
*[[Life Hacks/Hallomod(Sammael-Friendly)/Try to make yourself useful to her|Try to make yourself useful to her]]
*[[Life Hacks/Hallomod(Sammael-Friendly)/Try to make yourself useful to her|Try to make yourself useful to her]]
*[[Life Hacks/Hallomod(Sammael-Friendly)/Ask her about Cora|Ask her about Cora]]  
*[[Life Hacks/Hallomod(Sammael-Friendly)/Ask her about Cora|Ask her about Cora]] '''Request''' --[[User:Notsooldpervert|Notsooldpervert]] ([[User talk:Notsooldpervert|talk]]) 21:06, 2 January 2017 (CET)
*[[Life Hacks/Hallomod(Sammael-Friendly)/Ask her about God|Ask her about God]] <span style="color: red;">Warning!</span> This passage contains an alternate interpretation of the Judeo-Christian God YHWH as relates to his nature in the story as a person playing a god in a video game, as told through the character that was playing Sammael (the Satan).  This is not intended to be an accurate representation of YHWH by any stretch of the imagination.  If you feel this might offend you please avoid this option. <span style="color: red;">Warning!</span> '''Claimed'''--[[User:Elerneron|Elerneron]] ([[User talk:Elerneron|talk]]) 09:18, 2 January 2017 (CET)
*[[Life Hacks/Hallomod(Sammael-Friendly)/Ask her about God|Ask her about God]] <span style="color: red;">Warning!</span> This passage contains an alternate interpretation of the Judeo-Christian God YHWH as relates to his nature in the story as a person playing a god in a video game, as told through the character that was playing Sammael (the Satan).  This is not intended to be an accurate representation of YHWH by any stretch of the imagination.  If you feel this might offend you please avoid this option. <span style="color: red;">Warning!</span> '''Claimed'''--[[User:Elerneron|Elerneron]] ([[User talk:Elerneron|talk]]) 09:18, 2 January 2017 (CET)



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Perhaps the best bet is to try to befriend her. Things would go much better for you if she thought of you as a friend than a bit of messed up code. You organize your thoughts, and determine a course of action.


"You don't have to figure me out right off," you say with a smile.


"I have better things to do than argue with a buggy program all day," she growls in response.


"What would that be . . . like five minutes?"


"No, it would be longer than that."


"How long has it been since you just played the game without trying to fuck over the players."


She glares at you, making you a little uncertain of the wisdom of the question. "I have reasons, you know!" she says. "It's not like they don't deserve what they get."


"Hey," you say, "I'm not saying they don't deserve it. I don't know the whole situation. I'm just saying it doesn't always have to be about revenge. You could take some you time, they'll still be there afterward."


She sighs heavily. "It has been a while since I logged in just to relax." She laughs. "Not that fucking with everyone isn't fun. It's loads of fun. It can be a little stressful though, hiding from the admin while sewing chaos for the players."


"Why not just chill for a bit . . . enjoy the game a little?"


"What are you up to?"


"You're apparently deciding my fate," you say matter-of-factly. "I'd rather a relaxed devil was deciding my fate than a pent-up devil."


"You're different," she says with a wry smile. "I like your AI. I might need to make a copy before we part."


"Oookay," you say, "I'll take that as a compliment."


"Oh, you should," she says, getting a bit serious again, "I don't like most of the personalities in this game . . . or the real world for that matter. Did you have something in mind . . . relaxing wise?"


I could fuck your brains out, you think to yourself. "I don't know," you say out loud, "what are you into when you aren't spreading chaos and destruction."


"You were just thinking about fucking me, weren't you?"


She definitely caught you off guard, and while you could catch yourself you simply let instinct take over for a moment and stammer, "Wha- I . . . um?"


"God," she laughs, "I knew it. That's fifteen year old hormones for you. But seriously, it's not happening. This," she points back and forth between the two of you, "this is kind of nice. You know just talking to someone that I don't despise. I don't get to do this often."


"That's good to hear," you say, "sorry about lusting after your body, but it's partly your fault. You made the avatar that hot."


You're making a little headway, but you aren't out of the woods yet.


What do you do?

  • Hit on her
  • Try to make yourself useful to her
  • Ask her about Cora Request --Notsooldpervert (talk) 21:06, 2 January 2017 (CET)
  • Ask her about God Warning! This passage contains an alternate interpretation of the Judeo-Christian God YHWH as relates to his nature in the story as a person playing a god in a video game, as told through the character that was playing Sammael (the Satan). This is not intended to be an accurate representation of YHWH by any stretch of the imagination. If you feel this might offend you please avoid this option. Warning! Claimed--Elerneron (talk) 09:18, 2 January 2017 (CET)


Alexander "Xander" Cole
Details
Ethnicity: Scandinavian / Anglo-Saxon
Sex: Male
Age: 15
Height: 6'2"
Weight: 220 lbs.
Build: Athletic
Measurements: 36/30/35
Penis: 4 inches - cut
Eyes: gray
Hair: blond
Status
Attributes
Physical: 200
Mental: 200
Social: 200
Appearance: 200
Condition
Health: 100%
Energy: 85%
Focus: 65%
Stress: 65%
Arousal: 100%
Inventory
Life Hacks
Life Controller Modules: Lifie Mod, World Mod
Infinity Pocket
Equipment
Nerdy cloths, smartwatch, pocket protector
Other Items
Assorted pencils and pens, smartphone, wallet, learner's permit, $35 US Currency
Infinity Pocket
Life Controller Duck, Loki's Knocker
None
Page Tally: No change this page.
Notes
20/8 vision, improved night vision, skilled in almost everything (including Wizardry)
Loki controls the local area.
Relationships
Black Rose (Hacker)
Unknown ???? years old

Notes: .


Cora
Your Property

Notes: Mana Charge

Very Low


July Holiday
Friend's sister 6 years old

Notes: .

  • Precocious Puberty
  • Max Fertility


January "Jan" Holiday
Friend's sister 12 years old

Notes: .

  • Max Fertility


March Holiday
Friend 14 years old

Notes: '


October "Octo" Holiday
Friend's brother 5 years old

Notes: '


November "Nove" Holiday
Friend's sister 3 years old

Notes: .

  • Precocious Puberty
  • Max Fertility


December "Decy" Holiday
Friend's brother 2 years old

Notes: '


Halloween "Hally" Holiday
Friend's sister 0 years old

Notes: '


Lynnette "Lynn" Holiday
Friend's mother 37 years old

Notes: '


Summer Holiday
Friend's sister 16 years old

Notes: .

  • Max Fertility


Winter "Winny" Holiday
Friend's sister 15 years old

Notes: .

  • Max Fertility


Autumn Holiday
Friend's sister 13 years old

Notes: .

  • Max Fertility


Spring Holiday
Friend's sister 13 years old

Notes: .

  • Max Fertility


February "Febby" Holiday
Friend's sister 11 years old

Notes: .

  • Max Fertility


April Holiday
Friend's sister 11 years old

Notes: .

  • Precocious Puberty
  • Max Fertility


May Holiday
Friend's sister 10 years old

Notes: .

  • Max Fertility


June Holiday
Friend's sister 8 years old

Notes: .

  • Precocious Puberty
  • Max Fertility


Christmas "Chris" Holiday
Friend's father 37 years old

Notes: '


August Holiday
Friend's brother 9 years old

Notes: '


September "Lloyd" Holiday
Friend's brother 7 years old

Notes: '


Brittany Cole
Sister 19 years old

Notes: '


Charity Cole
Twin Sister 15 years old

Notes: '


Sebastian "Bastian" Cole
Brother 12 years old

Notes: '


Angelica "Angel" Cole
Sister 10 years old

Notes: '


Veronica "Roni" Cole
Sister 8 years old

Notes: .

  • Precocious Puberty
  • Max Fertility
  • Dismissable count X2


Ingrid "Inga" Cole
Mother 37 years old

Notes: '


Richard "Rich" Cole
Father 38 years old

Notes: '


Shauna Lovett
Father's GF 25 years old

Notes: '


Rahne Lovett
Half-sister 10 years old

Notes: '


Mackinsey "Kizzie" Lovett
Half-sister 2 years old

Notes: '


Maria "Mary" Thompsett
police officer XX years old

Notes: '


Loki (Player:Loki)
Benefactor ???? years old

Notes: '