Romp

Inspired by the "story" Smutty Sex Romp at another story wiki site; this is by no means a serious story. Here are the "rules".

• Obey the Format Rules for the site.
• Maintain second person second person perspective.
• Maintain present tense.
• Feel free to disregard the laws of physics, biology, social convention, and plot development . . . in fact I encourage writers to ignore them entirely.
• No endings . . . the story is eternal.
• Don't make the reader work for the sex . . . the main character should get to sexy-times without incident (or even effort much of the time).
• Don't penalize the reader for sexy-times . . . no repercussions in this world for the main character.
• Don't try to further the plot . . . there really isn't one (or at least not one to speak of).
• FEEL FREE TO ADD OPTIONS TO EXISTING PAGES.

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You wake up and glance at the alarm clock: it's 9 AM, and you just woke up with a hard-on.

Do you take care of it here:

• Jack Off
• Use the closest person (You live with family)
• Use the closest person (You live alone)

Or do you go out:

• Go to the mall
• Go to the high school
• Go to the middle school
• Go to the elementary school
• Go to the preschool
• Go for a walk

Or...

• Hard on? Wait a minute, I'm female
• Hard on? Wait a minute, you forgot my tits. I'm a hermaphrodite