Must be true/part 40

No, I decided it was a very bad idea to play ‘the imposter’ with them. No matter how the game might turn out with a bunch of little kids, that game was all about lying your ass off. I could see that game going very very badly if I played it. As interesting as it might be to just play a normal game instead of all this sex stuff, I feel like it might be a good idea to avoid that game in particular.

“Umm… no, I don’t really want to play the imposter.” I told them.

“Come ooon Eliot! We gotta have more people to play!” Uncle Peet kept pressuring me immediately. It’s pretty clear they’re set on this and they’re not going to give up easily unless I give them a better reason than just ‘I don’t want to.’

“I can’t” I said. “I’m going to play sex with Aunt Misty.” I told them, trying to come up with some excuse.

“Huh?”

“Huh?”

They both responded one after the other.

“Who’s Aunt Misty?” Uncle Peet asked.

“You know… she’s your sister Misty.” I said.

“What!? Why are you calling her ‘Aunt Misty?’” Uncle James asked.

“Yeah, that’s weird! She’s not an aunt!” Uncle Peet said.

“Misty said she was going to play with us!” Uncle James said.

As much as I wanted to set them straight on how aunts and uncles worked, I was just met with a challenge on my lie and I institutionally knew I had to contradict it. Using my new power, it would be easy.

“No she’s not!” I said. “She promised me that she would play with me after everyone was finished with the groceries.” I told them.

“But she said when we were coming home that she would play ‘the imposter!’” Uncle Peet argued back.

“Hey, what’s going on?” A third voice cut in as I saw Aunt Misty in the doorway. Uncle Peet and Uncle James both rounded on her immediately.

“Hey! Eliot says you promised to play a different game with him!” Uncle James said.

“Huh?” She said and then looked off into the distance as if she was thinking. “Oh yeah! I did!” She said, apparently just ‘remembering’ the fake past that I’d created for her.

“Huh? But you promised us that you’d play the imposter!” Uncle James insisted.

“Umm…” Aunt Misty looked a bit distressed. At this rate, she was probably going to… “No, I don’t want to play imposter any more.” She said.

Huh? Well, I guess I did say that I was ‘going to play sex’ with her in pretty definite terms, citing that as the reason I couldn’t play the imposter. So, it makes sense things would work that way.

“No way! We can’t get enough people to play if both of you two aren’t going to!” Uncle Peet groaned. I guess that means they were planning to play a local game after all.

“Awwww! You two gotta play!” Uncle James kept insisting.

“You can’t make us play!” I said, getting a bit of an edge of frustration that both of them kept being so insistent. “We’re not going to play the imposter with you, so you should just give up on it.” I told them.

“Come oooon!” Uncle Peet kept on going as he groaned and bounced up and down a little bit.

This was really starting to get annoying. I guess I could have them play sex with me too since they were secretly really girls now, but how would that work with trying to keep it all secret? I mean, I guess keeping it secret is not THAT important and it could be like any naughty showing-privates type game that kids keep secret from adults.

At the same time though, they were being really annoying right now. I’m definitely going to have sex with them at some point, but does it have to be right now? Actually, I wasn’t exactly planning to even have sex with Aunt Misty right now if it wasn’t because they made me have to say I was.

Poll closed: Poll results

Poll 1: Choosing which of the other two polls are relevant.

• Yes, we can make a more elaborate game out of it 11 votes (winner)
• No, I want it to be just me and Aunt Misty 5 votes (irrelevant)

Poll 2 I will let them join

• We can make a blind guessing game since they want to play imposter so much. I can also test how my power works a little more that way by seeing if I can make them not realize what I'm really doing. 15 votes (100% of all votes cast)

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