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{{EmiliaContacts |says=Anything to see up in the mountains?}} | {{EmiliaContacts |says=Anything to see up in the mountains?}} | ||
{{HeidiStåhlberg |says=Not much to be honest, but the view is nice. | {{HeidiStåhlberg |says=Not much to be honest, but the view is nice. It's totally worth a little walk for a newbie like yourself!}} | ||
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{{EmiliaContacts |thinks=The nature here is exactly what I expected. Seems to be a mix of pines, spruce, birch and other broadleaf trees. The beaten bath is dry - thank fuck for that - but the mossy and grassy forest bed looks wet… I suppose we don't have any bogs here in the hills, thankfully… I hate swamps…<br>Never mind that, the trail starts really close to my home, which by itself makes this a great place for walking Gunnar! Something tells me I'll be visiting this place often!}} | {{EmiliaContacts |thinks=The nature here is exactly what I expected. Seems to be a mix of pines, spruce, birch, and other broadleaf trees. The beaten bath is dry - thank fuck for that - but the mossy and grassy forest bed looks wet… I suppose we don't have any bogs here in the hills, thankfully… I hate swamps…<br>Never mind that, the trail starts really close to my home, which by itself makes this a great place for walking Gunnar! Something tells me I'll be visiting this place often!}} | ||
{{EmiliaContacts |says=What are those white flowers growing all over the place?}} | {{EmiliaContacts |says=What are those white flowers growing all over the place?}} | ||
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{{EmiliaContacts |says=Ooooh, now it makes sense… I should've figured it out…}} | {{EmiliaContacts |says=Ooooh, now it makes sense… I should've figured it out…}} | ||
{{MilkaAhlroos |says=See that big wooden pole with all these carved signs on it!?<br>We've got plenty of routes to pick from and the distance is drawn next to each paths name. We ''could'' just take the stairs and climb straight to the overlook, but where's the fun in that? Stairs suck and make you tired! I say we go around the mountain and enjoy bright summer day!}} | {{MilkaAhlroos |says=See that big wooden pole with all these carved signs on it!?<br>We've got plenty of routes to pick from, and the distance is drawn next to each paths name. We ''could'' just take the stairs and climb straight to the overlook, but where's the fun in that? Stairs suck and make you tired! I say we go around the mountain and enjoy bright summer day!}} | ||
{{HeidiStåhlberg |says=Do we have to? That's four kilometers of walking…}} | {{HeidiStåhlberg |says=Do we have to? That's four kilometers of walking…}} | ||
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{{HeidiStåhlberg |says=What's this "that"?}} | {{HeidiStåhlberg |says=What's this "that"?}} | ||
{{MilkaAhlroos |says=*giggle* I found something interesting the other day and I | {{MilkaAhlroos |says=*giggle* I found something interesting the other day, and I think you girls really should see it.}} | ||
{{EmiliaContacts |says=I'm up for it.}} | {{EmiliaContacts |says=I'm up for it.}} | ||
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{{HeidiStåhlberg |says=Yeah, Otto especially is really handy with tools, is he not? I mean, his father is a carpenter too. Wouldn't be surprised if he even helped those kids build this.}} | {{HeidiStåhlberg |says=Yeah, Otto especially is really handy with tools, is he not? I mean, his father is a carpenter too. Wouldn't be surprised if he even helped those kids build this.}} | ||
{{MilkaAhlroos |says=I'm soooooo disappointed though! Where | {{MilkaAhlroos |says=I'm soooooo disappointed though! Where are all the porn mags!? Where are the posters with big-titty naked ladies!?}} | ||
{{HeidiStåhlberg |says=I can't see a stash anywhere…}} | {{HeidiStåhlberg |says=I can't see a stash anywhere…}} | ||
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{{MilkaAhlroos |says=Aye aye, capt'n! Yarr harr, we'rr gonna look for a buried treasure!}} | {{MilkaAhlroos |says=Aye aye, capt'n! Yarr harr, we'rr gonna look for a buried treasure!}} | ||
{{EmiliaContacts |thinks=I don't think it's literally buried, but who knows? Milka at least seems to be running to see if it's further down the forest. I guess I could see if it's somewhere closer to the treehouse.<br>Now that I think of it, this oak the house is built on… It's a damn big tree, and wide too. I wouldn't be surprised if it was hidden somewhere close to it. | {{EmiliaContacts |thinks=I don't think it's literally buried, but who knows? Milka at least seems to be running to see if it's further down the forest. I guess I could see if it's somewhere closer to the treehouse.<br><br>Now that I think of it, this oak the house is built on… It's a damn big tree, and wide too. I wouldn't be surprised if it was hidden somewhere close to it. Like, maybe in this little hollowed-out hole in the trunk! Nah, that would've been too easy…<br><br>Something off-putting about those roots though… Is moss supposed to grow underneath them? I really don't know. It does look like a spacious enough little hideout… Wait, this moss feels dry… It's fake?<br><br>Bingo. There's a wooden chest underneath, but what oh what do you have inside? Doesn't seem to be locked.<br><br>Wait… What are these…? Clothes, toys, or gadgets…? I wasn't expecting anything like this… Aren't those handcuffs? Is that some kind of eyepatch? It's wide enough to cover both eyes. And then there are cat ears? Bunny ears? Why? Literally why? And tails too… And what are these bumpy gummy tips they have…}} | ||
{{HeidiStåhlberg |says=Oh, did you find something?}} | {{HeidiStåhlberg |says=Oh, did you find something?}} | ||
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{{EmiliaContacts |says=<span style="font-size:125%">Ah!</span> You scared me…<br>No porn magazines here…}} | {{EmiliaContacts |says=<span style="font-size:125%">Ah!</span> You scared me…<br>No porn magazines here…}} | ||
{{HeidiStåhlberg |says= | {{HeidiStåhlberg |says=It seems like you found something else.}} | ||
{{EmiliaContacts |says=I really don't know what I found to be honest… Some costumes and weird toys?}} | {{EmiliaContacts |says=I really don't know what I found, to be honest… Some costumes and weird toys?}} | ||
{{HeidiStåhlberg |says=Costumes? Weird toys?<br>*gasp* Hoolyyy fff…!<br>O-oh my, this is a treasure indeed…}} | {{HeidiStåhlberg |says=Costumes? Weird toys?<br>*gasp* Hoolyyy fff…!<br>O-oh my, this is a treasure indeed…}} | ||
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{{EmiliaKitty |says=T-thanks, I guess…<br>But what's the point of these? There's nothing sexual about cat ears, is there?}} | {{EmiliaKitty |says=T-thanks, I guess…<br>But what's the point of these? There's nothing sexual about cat ears, is there?}} | ||
{{HeidiStåhlberg |says=Oh, but that's where you're wrong! There are certain | {{HeidiStåhlberg |says=Oh, but that's where you're wrong! There are certain kinds of men who will find this hella cute and sexy!}} | ||
{{EmiliaKitty |says=Riiight…}} | {{EmiliaKitty |says=Riiight…}} | ||
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{{HeidiStåhlberg |says=I wonder if it'd feel better directly against the skin? <span style="font-size:150%">♪</span>}} | {{HeidiStåhlberg |says=I wonder if it'd feel better directly against the skin? <span style="font-size:150%">♪</span>}} | ||
{{MilkaAhlroos |says=Oh come on now! W-wait, show me mercy! Hahahaha, stop tickling meee~ !}} | {{MilkaAhlroos |says=Oh, come on now! W-wait, show me mercy! Hahahaha, stop tickling meee~ !}} | ||
{{EmiliaKitty |says=Well you two sure are having fun…}} | {{EmiliaKitty |says=Well you two sure are having fun…}} | ||
{{HeidiStåhlberg |says=Hmmmm… Would anyone miss this if we took it as a | {{HeidiStåhlberg |says=Hmmmm… Would anyone miss this if we took it as a souvenir?}} | ||
{{MilkaAhlroos |says=*gasp* <span style="font-size:75%">Y-you mean, like… Steal it…?</font>}} | {{MilkaAhlroos |says=*gasp* <span style="font-size:75%">Y-you mean, like… Steal it…?</font>}} | ||
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{{EmiliaContacts |thinks=Wow, they weren't kidding about the view. You can see so far away from here! How tall is this mountain anyway? Half a kilometer? Well, it's more of a large hill than a | {{EmiliaContacts |thinks=Wow, they weren't kidding about the view. You can see so far away from here! How tall is this mountain anyway? Half a kilometer? Well, it's more of a large hill than a mountain… But boy, you can see the whole village and then some!}} | ||
{{HeidiStåhlberg |says=<span style="font-size:75%">Psst… Emilia… Gimme your hand…</font>}} | {{HeidiStåhlberg |says=<span style="font-size:75%">Psst… Emilia… Gimme your hand…</font>}} | ||
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{{EmiliaContacts |thinks=She wants me to use it? Seriously? I'm not sure about it… It sounds kinda… I don't know… Too lewd…}} | {{EmiliaContacts |thinks=She wants me to use it? Seriously? I'm not sure about it… It sounds kinda… I don't know… Too lewd…}} | ||
{{HeidiStåhlberg |says=<span style="font-size:75%">You don't have to tell me if you used it or not… Just hold onto it, or return it to me | {{HeidiStåhlberg |says=<span style="font-size:75%">You don't have to tell me if you used it or not… Just hold onto it, or return it to me someday later… Okay?</font>}} | ||
{{EmiliaContacts |says=<span style="font-size:75%">Okay, fine… I'll take it…</font>}} | {{EmiliaContacts |says=<span style="font-size:75%">Okay, fine… I'll take it…</font>}} | ||
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*[[Dirty Talk/Three Brats/June 12th, 2021/Tour/Heidi's Home|Heidi's Home]] | *[[Dirty Talk/Three Brats/June 12th, 2021/Tour/Heidi's Home|Heidi's Home]] | ||
*[[Dirty Talk/Three Brats/June 12th, 2021/Tour/Lakeside|Lakeside]] | *[[Dirty Talk/Three Brats/June 12th, 2021/Tour/Lakeside|Lakeside]] | ||
*Mountain Hike | *[[Dirty Talk/Three Brats/June 12th, 2021/Tour/Mountain Hike|Mountain Hike]] | ||
*[[Dirty Talk/Three Brats/June 12th, 2021/Tour/School|School]] | *[[Dirty Talk/Three Brats/June 12th, 2021/Tour/School|School]] | ||
*[[Dirty Talk/Three Brats/June 12th, 2021/11:00 PM|Tour's over, it's getting late]] | *[[Dirty Talk/Three Brats/June 12th, 2021/11:00 PM|Tour's over, it's getting late]] | ||
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Revision as of 00:30, 27 January 2022
Not much to be honest, but the view is nice. It's totally worth a little walk for a newbie like yourself!
The nature here is exactly what I expected. Seems to be a mix of pines, spruce, birch, and other broadleaf trees. The beaten bath is dry - thank fuck for that - but the mossy and grassy forest bed looks wet… I suppose we don't have any bogs here in the hills, thankfully… I hate swamps…
Never mind that, the trail starts really close to my home, which by itself makes this a great place for walking Gunnar! Something tells me I'll be visiting this place often!
Never mind that, the trail starts really close to my home, which by itself makes this a great place for walking Gunnar! Something tells me I'll be visiting this place often!
Hahaha, it's not that. Those are Wood Anemone. That's what this village gets its name from. They bloom the brightest this time of the year too.
See that big wooden pole with all these carved signs on it!?
We've got plenty of routes to pick from, and the distance is drawn next to each paths name. We could just take the stairs and climb straight to the overlook, but where's the fun in that? Stairs suck and make you tired! I say we go around the mountain and enjoy bright summer day!
We've got plenty of routes to pick from, and the distance is drawn next to each paths name. We could just take the stairs and climb straight to the overlook, but where's the fun in that? Stairs suck and make you tired! I say we go around the mountain and enjoy bright summer day!
Well, I kinda said it goes AROUND the mountain!
There's a shorter path too which runs by the lake, but there's nothing there but boring fishermen and dog poop.
There's a shorter path too which runs by the lake, but there's nothing there but boring fishermen and dog poop.
Let's just take the stairs, Milka. It's not like any of us have a shortage of energy… Especially not you…
No, no no! Emilia's gotta see the raspberry fields! And the blueberry fields!
Oh, and then there's "that".
Oh, and then there's "that".
There's no dry path? I should've worn worse shoes… I'd rather not get these ones dirty…
. . .
…It looks like some kind of treehouse.
. . .
…It looks like some kind of treehouse.
Maybe it's not complete yet! I mean, it looks a bit different from the last time I came here. I haven't been inside yet though. Wanna go check? Maybe they have porn magazines lying around!
There's absolutely no décor here though. It really could use a woman's touch…
…Wait, I recognize that carpet. It's from my house.
…Wait, I recognize that carpet. It's from my house.
Yeah, Otto especially is really handy with tools, is he not? I mean, his father is a carpenter too. Wouldn't be surprised if he even helped those kids build this.
I'm soooooo disappointed though! Where are all the porn mags!? Where are the posters with big-titty naked ladies!?
Well, if it was my secrets I was guarding, I'd probably hide such things somewhere instead of leaving them out in the open.
I don't think there's anything like that here, but I can search the treehouse thoroughly. Ye two, go check if ye can find plunder outside.
I don't think it's literally buried, but who knows? Milka at least seems to be running to see if it's further down the forest. I guess I could see if it's somewhere closer to the treehouse.
Now that I think of it, this oak the house is built on… It's a damn big tree, and wide too. I wouldn't be surprised if it was hidden somewhere close to it. Like, maybe in this little hollowed-out hole in the trunk! Nah, that would've been too easy…
Something off-putting about those roots though… Is moss supposed to grow underneath them? I really don't know. It does look like a spacious enough little hideout… Wait, this moss feels dry… It's fake?
Bingo. There's a wooden chest underneath, but what oh what do you have inside? Doesn't seem to be locked.
Wait… What are these…? Clothes, toys, or gadgets…? I wasn't expecting anything like this… Aren't those handcuffs? Is that some kind of eyepatch? It's wide enough to cover both eyes. And then there are cat ears? Bunny ears? Why? Literally why? And tails too… And what are these bumpy gummy tips they have…
Now that I think of it, this oak the house is built on… It's a damn big tree, and wide too. I wouldn't be surprised if it was hidden somewhere close to it. Like, maybe in this little hollowed-out hole in the trunk! Nah, that would've been too easy…
Something off-putting about those roots though… Is moss supposed to grow underneath them? I really don't know. It does look like a spacious enough little hideout… Wait, this moss feels dry… It's fake?
Bingo. There's a wooden chest underneath, but what oh what do you have inside? Doesn't seem to be locked.
Wait… What are these…? Clothes, toys, or gadgets…? I wasn't expecting anything like this… Aren't those handcuffs? Is that some kind of eyepatch? It's wide enough to cover both eyes. And then there are cat ears? Bunny ears? Why? Literally why? And tails too… And what are these bumpy gummy tips they have…
She looks strangely curious…
You really lack some imagination, don't you?
Hold still for a second, will you?
. . .
There we go! You look so cute!
Hold still for a second, will you?
. . .
There we go! You look so cute!
Oh, but that's where you're wrong! There are certain kinds of men who will find this hella cute and sexy!
Oh, good point. So, there's something weird afoot here? Maybe this treehouse doesn't belong to those boys after all?
Well, there IS that carpet I recognized… But it's not confirmation…
*rustle rustle* This chest is packed…
Wait, look at the size of THAT thing…
*rustle rustle* This chest is packed…
Wait, look at the size of THAT thing…
I haven't looked that much yet…
Oh, you can twist it in the middle. If you do, it starts vibrating. Like this.
Oh, you can twist it in the middle. If you do, it starts vibrating. Like this.
Let me at least put these ears back…
I think we should continue. Don't wanna waste too much time in one place.
I think we should continue. Don't wanna waste too much time in one place.
Oh, and speaking of returning later… Nice job finding this place, Milka. And nice job finding the treasure, Emilia.
You're welcome, I guess.
All right, let me just put it all back just like it was before…
There. Just like it was when I found it.
All right, let me just put it all back just like it was before…
There. Just like it was when I found it.
Wow, they weren't kidding about the view. You can see so far away from here! How tall is this mountain anyway? Half a kilometer? Well, it's more of a large hill than a mountain… But boy, you can see the whole village and then some!
You said you haven't gone that far yet, didn't you…?
Just take it, blow your socks off… It'll make your first experience all the better…
Just take it, blow your socks off… It'll make your first experience all the better…
She wants me to use it? Seriously? I'm not sure about it… It sounds kinda… I don't know… Too lewd…
You don't have to tell me if you used it or not… Just hold onto it, or return it to me someday later… Okay?