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* '''Tell him she's 12, that's two years younger than you but it's not that bad.''' -| '''Request''' --[[User:Notsooldpervert|Notsooldpervert]] ([[User talk:Notsooldpervert|talk]]) 15:53, 14 March 2021 (UTC) | * '''Tell him she's 12, that's two years younger than you but it's not that bad.''' -| '''Request''' --[[User:Notsooldpervert|Notsooldpervert]] ([[User talk:Notsooldpervert|talk]]) 15:53, 14 March 2021 (UTC) | ||
* '''Tell him she's 10, still in elementary school, embrace the pedophile label.''' -| | * '''Tell him she's 10, still in elementary school, embrace the pedophile label.''' -| | ||
* '''Tell him she's 8, go for shocking him.''' ------------------------------------------|’’’request’’’[[User:Hexa15|Hexa15]] ([[User talk:Hexa15|talk]]) 03: | * '''Tell him she's 8, go for shocking him.''' ------------------------------------------|’’’request’’’[[User:Hexa15|Hexa15]] ([[User talk:Hexa15|talk]]) 03:52, 17 March 2021 (UTC) | ||
* '''Tell him she's 6, might as well go overboard.''' ----------------------------------[[User:TheMeta6|TheMeta6]] ([[User talk:TheMeta6|talk]]) 06:59, 16 March 2021 (UTC)|'''request'''--[[User:Tim Merrigan 54|Tim Merrigan 54]] ([[User talk:Tim Merrigan 54|talk]]) 21:44, 14 March 2021 (UTC) | * '''Tell him she's 6, might as well go overboard.''' ----------------------------------[[User:TheMeta6|TheMeta6]] ([[User talk:TheMeta6|talk]]) 06:59, 16 March 2021 (UTC)|'''request'''--[[User:Tim Merrigan 54|Tim Merrigan 54]] ([[User talk:Tim Merrigan 54|talk]]) 21:44, 14 March 2021 (UTC) | ||
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Well, it’s probably all fake anyway, so why not go big? Make it something great. What would be nice?
I think of saying I found some money or something for a moment, but that’s definitely not big enough. What could…
Before I can come up with anything, Jordan is already approaching me. “Hey.” He said. “You’re a bit late.”
“Yeah, Mr. Pool kept me after English class for a while.” I told him.
“Yeah, what’d he want?” Jordan asked. “Wait, never mind, don’t answer that. Let me guess. He wanted to tell you that you are giving some super insightful essays that are the best thing he ever saw, right?”
“Oh yeah, that’s right, how’d you guess?” I said.
Jordan just snickered and shook his head. “Right, he probably wanted to chew you out for not turning in your homework or something.”
Well, that’s not exactly right. I had to suppress a snicker though because that’s almost exactly what the Mr. Pool in the story did before he got his “curse.” Of course, now come to think of it, I decided maybe it would be good to leave the current story hanging. If this curse thing is real, might be a good idea to have a good story like that become the truth.
“Hey, what’s with that smile?” Jordan asked. Was I smiling that obviously? Wait! This could be the opportunity to drop my story.
“Oh, nothing, it’s just that something really good happened to me yesterday.” I said, thinking as fast as I could to come up with something great.
“Oh yeah, what’s that?” Jordan asked with a snicker.
“Ah, well… your sister came over and let me bang her all night.” I told him. Yeah, that’s a good one.
“What? Jenefer?” Jordan said with a scoff. “Why would you want to do it with that psycho bitch?” He chuckled, almost like he was feeling sorry for this imaginary version of myself I was making up.
He was right though, crap! Jordan’s big sister, while psycho bitch was probably an exageration, was definitely not the kind of girl I would enjoy loosing my virginity to. That would be more like she raped me than anything else. I had to think of something fast!
“Ah! No, not Jenefer! It was your little sister Jodi!” I said, making up the name on the spot.
“Dude! I don’t HAVE a little sister!” He said. “What, so now you just make people up when you get caught in lies all of a sudden?”
“Oh, no! It’s true! Your parents have been hiding her from you ever since she was born and had some medical issues. She’s doing fine now, but they’ve never brought her back to the house and they’ve never told you about her. They asked my mom to babysit her, but mom had to leave with Aimie and Kyle for the whole day so she had me babysit her instead.”
“Ok, so you’re saying you’re a giant pedophile now?” Jordan asked. “Just how old is this Jodi supposed to be anyway?”
- Tell him she's 12, that's two years younger than you but it's not that bad. -| Request --Notsooldpervert (talk) 15:53, 14 March 2021 (UTC)
- Tell him she's 10, still in elementary school, embrace the pedophile label. -|
- Tell him she's 8, go for shocking him. ------------------------------------------|’’’request’’’Hexa15 (talk) 03:52, 17 March 2021 (UTC)
- Tell him she's 6, might as well go overboard. ----------------------------------TheMeta6 (talk) 06:59, 16 March 2021 (UTC)|request--Tim Merrigan 54 (talk) 21:44, 14 March 2021 (UTC)