Life Hacks/Scene jumper archive

This is a listing of all the major storylines as they appear. Ultimately, I plan to include all the completed and developing storylines, but as this is developing I will be focusing on the completed storylines and those among the developing storylines that have got some significant interest or development to them.

(Note: Several of the early choices are clustered closely together on the timeline. They are chosen for the fact that they are on very significant storyline splits rather than anything to do with spacing things out for easy access across the story.)

(Note 2: For now, it is only the current story-arc that has the most reader interest shown to it, and the arcs that preceded it, making this more like a chapter jumper for this one line of events than anything that maps out the branching pathways of this story.)

Optimized Xander Xander has chosen to give himself all the skills and max out all his stats.

One more choice

• Adjust your appearance.

Xander has already maxed out his skills, maxed out his stats, and made himself look like a fabulous specimen of young masculine beauty. Now he has one last choice to make. Should he change something really drastic about himself, such as his age or gender?

Take Roni to the park

• Play around with your . . . self.

Normal Xander route: After Roni interrupts Xander masturbating, she asks for him to take her to the park for her baseball game. (Note: This, or some version of this accessed from a variant path, is the start of the majority of storylines in the present game.)

Invited to the Wells House

• Defuse the situation.

Patricia Wells is particularly impressed after she sees you defuse a violent situation without a single bit of aggression or violence on your part, and takes an interest in you serving as a sort of role-model for her son.

Sex tourism to the Holiday House

• You can set up a sleep-over at March's house and just not have to deal with your mother at all

Xander has just had sex with and impregnated everyone at the Wells house, including his sister Roni who happened to be along for the ride, and Danica who he sex-changed from Dante to make her into a girl and another pussy for him to fuck.

Somewhere along the way, he even modified the town's culture to be more in-line with Trish's hyper liberal view on sex that believes all children should experiment with sex at some point and the enjoyment of sex among children is to be encouraged to a degree where children's view that sex is a good and positive thing is pursued with the same fervor as the avoidance of sexual messaging to children had been pursued before this modification.

Now, he's heading over to his friend March's house with a mind to continue his sexual activities with his friend's many sisters.

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Hang back a bit and wipe up your sperm drippings from the floor

Xander found August in the bathroom and had sex with her, then got her to agree to convince the rest of the siblings "she" usually goes off to the woods with to invite him along so they can have an orgy in the woods.

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You've seen enough, just head into the forest with the girls so you can start putting babies in their bellies

After running damage control with August in the bathroom for a bit and getting some exposure pass cheats, it's finally time to head off to the woods and knock up half the Holiday family. Spring, Autumn, and Jan are also joining in addition to the usual crowd that goes with August.

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This should be enough, you don't want to spend all day optimizing your cheats, just having more sex will get you more points anyway

Xander gets peed on by July when he gets her to orgasm while having sex with her. He tells everyone else to pee to keep this from happening again, August pees in front of everyone in response, and Summer and Autumn get upset when they see August peeing. This prompts Xander to stop time and cheat. He alters the culture in a few ways including making the Holliday family perfectly accepting of August's peeing games and a few other things including using his points to buy a bunch of cheats.