Dirty Talk/Three Brats/June 12th, 2021/Tour/Mountain Hike

Anything to see up in the mountains?

Not much to be honest, but the view is nice. It's totally worth a little walk for a newbie like yourself!

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The nature here is exactly what I expected. Seems to be a mix of pines, spruce, birch, and other broadleaf trees. The beaten bath is dry - thank fuck for that - but the mossy and grassy forest bed looks wet… I suppose we don't have any bogs here in the hills, thankfully… I hate swamps…
Never mind that, the trail starts really close to my home, which by itself makes this a great place for walking Gunnar! Something tells me I'll be visiting this place often!

What are those white flowers growing all over the place?

Wait, are you seriously asking that?

What? I'm not good with biology, names and such…

Hahaha, it's not that. Those are Wood Anemone. That's what this village gets its name from. They bloom the brightest this time of the year too.

Ooooh, now it makes sense… I should've figured it out…

See that big wooden pole with all these carved signs on it!?
We've got plenty of routes to pick from, and the distance is drawn next to each paths name. We could just take the stairs and climb straight to the overlook, but where's the fun in that? Stairs suck and make you tired! I say we go around the mountain and enjoy bright summer day!

Do we have to? That's four kilometers of walking…

That long? Is there not a shorter path to take?

Well, I kinda said it goes AROUND the mountain!
There's a shorter path too which runs by the lake, but there's nothing there but boring fishermen and dog poop.

Let's just take the stairs, Milka. It's not like any of us have a shortage of energy… Especially not you…

No, no no! Emilia's gotta see the raspberry fields! And the blueberry fields!
Oh, and then there's "that".

What's this "that"?

*giggle* I found something interesting the other day, and I think you girls really should see it.

I'm up for it.

Fine…

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It's on the other side of that hill.
Let's approach vewy, vewy quietly…

Why?

Someone might be there…

There's no dry path? I should've worn worse shoes… I'd rather not get these ones dirty…
. . .
…It looks like some kind of treehouse.

Exactly! It's someone's secret base, and it doesn't seem like anyone's here.

How did you even find this? It's not visible from anywhere on the road.

I was chasing a fox.

A fox? Why?

For shits and giggles.

. . .
…Well, it does look impressive. Do you know who built it?

Probably some of the boys from school.

Really now? You'd think they'd want to show us and brag about how handy they are.

Maybe it's not complete yet! I mean, it looks a bit different from the last time I came here. I haven't been inside yet though. Wanna go check? Maybe they have porn magazines lying around!

Yeah, let's do that. I've never been to one of these treehouses before.

I guess the only way to get inside is to use a ladder.

Wow, look at how spacious this is! They even have real windows!

There's absolutely no décor here though. It really could use a woman's touch…
…Wait, I recognize that carpet. It's from my house.

Well, if your brother has a hand in this, it's safe to assume those boys really built this.

Yeah, Otto especially is really handy with tools, is he not? I mean, his father is a carpenter too. Wouldn't be surprised if he even helped those kids build this.

I'm soooooo disappointed though! Where are all the porn mags!? Where are the posters with big-titty naked ladies!?

I can't see a stash anywhere…

…You're both seriously looking for such things here?

It's the least I'd expect from those horny dogs.

Besides, if we find incriminating evidence, we can blackmail them!

Well, if it was my secrets I was guarding, I'd probably hide such things somewhere instead of leaving them out in the open.

Oooh, that is indeed true! Like some kind of a buried treasure!

Or maybe a secret cabinet? Under the rug? A loose plank on the floor?

I don't think there's anything like that here, but I can search the treehouse thoroughly. Ye two, go check if ye can find plunder outside.

Aye aye, capt'n! Yarr harr, we'rr gonna look for a buried treasure!

I don't think it's literally buried, but who knows? Milka at least seems to be running to see if it's further down the forest. I guess I could see if it's somewhere closer to the treehouse.

Now that I think of it, this oak the house is built on… It's a damn big tree, and wide too. I wouldn't be surprised if it was hidden somewhere close to it. Like, maybe in this little hollowed-out hole in the trunk! Nah, that would've been too easy…

Something off-putting about those roots though… Is moss supposed to grow underneath them? I really don't know. It does look like a spacious enough little hideout… Wait, this moss feels dry… It's fake?

Bingo. There's a wooden chest underneath, but what oh what do you have inside? Doesn't seem to be locked.

Wait… What are these…? Clothes, toys, or gadgets…? I wasn't expecting anything like this… Aren't those handcuffs? Is that some kind of eyepatch? It's wide enough to cover both eyes. And then there are cat ears? Bunny ears? Why? Literally why? And tails too… And what are these bumpy gummy tips they have…

Oh, did you find something?

Ah! You scared me…
No porn magazines here…

It seems like you found something else.

I really don't know what I found, to be honest… Some costumes and weird toys?

Costumes? Weird toys?
*gasp* Hoolyyy fff…!
O-oh my, this is a treasure indeed…

She looks strangely curious…

You innocent little thing. You don't recognize a hoard of sex toys when you see one?

Sex toys? I mean, aren't these just costumes…?

You really lack some imagination, don't you?
Hold still for a second, will you?
. . .
There we go! You look so cute!

Oh, but that's where you're wrong! There are certain kinds of men who will find this hella cute and sexy!

Ye mangy scallywags, find any booty?
Wait, what are you wearing? Hahaha, cuute～ !

Absolutely not!
Now, let's see what else we can find here…

Wait, so you found these? Where in the ever-loving fuck have those boys gotten these from!?

Now that you mention it… I find it hard to believe that they would own something like this…

Oh, good point. So, there's something weird afoot here? Maybe this treehouse doesn't belong to those boys after all?

Well, there IS that carpet I recognized… But it's not confirmation…
*rustle rustle* This chest is packed…
Wait, look at the size of THAT thing…

Oh my gosh, there's literally a dildo in there?
Gimme that!

Yeah, look at this floppy rubbery thingie!

Just take it!

What's that? You wanna use it?

*giggle* Stop already, you're making her uncomfortable.

Alright, let's put Mr. Penis back in the chest…

I also found this little thing.
Look, a tiny bean-shaped vibrator.

Cordless… Is there a remote?

I haven't looked that much yet…
Oh, you can twist it in the middle. If you do, it starts vibrating. Like this.

Pretty powerful for its size.
…Let's test it!

Ahn! 💗
Don't push it against my chest so suddenly～ !

I wonder if it'd feel better directly against the skin? ♪

Oh, come on now! W-wait, show me mercy! Hahahaha, stop tickling meee～ !

Hmmmm… Would anyone miss this if we took it as a souvenir?

*gasp* Y-you mean, like… Steal it…?

What kind of lousy pirate are you? Of course we're gonna steal the treasure.

Shiver me timbers…

We'll return it later, okay? It's so small. Nobody's gonna notice it missing.

Let me at least put these ears back…
I think we should continue. Don't wanna waste too much time in one place.

Oh, and speaking of returning later… Nice job finding this place, Milka. And nice job finding the treasure, Emilia.

You're welcome, I guess.
All right, let me just put it all back just like it was before…
There. Just like it was when I found it.

Alright, time to continue. About two more kilometers to go until we reach the outlook.

We're still only halfway done? I thought we'd be done soon… Oh well, let's move.

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Wow, they weren't kidding about the view. You can see so far away from here! How tall is this mountain anyway? Half a kilometer? Well, it's more of a large hill than a mountain… But boy, you can see the whole village and then some!

Psst… Emilia… Gimme your hand…

H-huh…?

Just take it…

Why are you giving this, uhm … "vibrator" thingie to me…?

You said you haven't gone that far yet, didn't you…?
Just take it, blow your socks off… It'll make your first experience all the better…

She wants me to use it? Seriously? I'm not sure about it… It sounds kinda… I don't know… Too lewd…

You don't have to tell me if you used it or not… Just hold onto it, or return it to me someday later… Okay?

Okay, fine… I'll take it…

Did you enjoy the view?

Yeah… Loved it for sure.

We've spent enough time here, so let's move out.
The only question is, where to next?

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• Heidi's Home
• Lakeside
• Mountain Hike
• School
• Tour's over, it's getting late