Disciplinary Action/Disciplinary Office/First Quarter/Interviews/Second/Joke

Yeah, this town is kinda puritanical, but there is still no way a woman in her 30s can be unaware of what sex is. She's got to be pulling your leg. There is also the smooth way that she delivered it, and the way she's looking at you now with expectation. Could it be... is she flirting with you?

That is the only explanation that really seems to make any sense, but why would she want to flirt with the town pedophile? You know you've got a good attractive face, but you can't see just the face going that far. It could just be that she's unmarried at her age, most of the other guys in town have already gotten married in this town already. It could even be those baby rabies you have heard so much about. She IS right around the correct age to be getting those urges.

Well, what do you do with this then?

• Shut her down hard, tell her you do not have time to educate her on sex
• Shut her down gently, give her a quick run-down on what sex is without a single bit of flirting back involved.
• Flirt back a little, play along and give her some sex ed and see where she goes with this
• Try get in her pants, suggest teaching her about sex and rape by having her role-play as a student who broke the rules