Life Hacks/Defuse the situation with Billy's Dad

It may be a bit of a guilty pleasure, but you are moderately amused by just how upset this Misogynist troglodyte is getting over these relatively simple provocations. With your newly improved physical and mental capabilities and maxed out skills that probably include every martial art known to man, you are certain that you could handle it if he did come after you. It would feel SOOOO good to throw this guy into the ground. Unfortunately for your vanity though, you also maxed out your wisdom along with everything else, and your wisdom was telling you it would not be a good idea to let things get violent. Even with your improved capabilities, there is always the chance that some chance thing could go wrong.

“But seriously though,” you say, causing the red-faced police officer to halt in his approach toward you just out of arm’s reach, (fighting distance in other words,) “I think you should really take a wider perspective on things,” you tell him.

“Yeah? What do you mean?” He growls.

“I mean that if you so much as lay a hand on me under these circumstances, you’re gonna be out of a job.” This comment doesn’t seem to please him much. You see his body give a twitch, and your enhanced social skills tell you his mind is at war with itself but still tilting toward taking action against you. “Think about it,” you continue, “I am betting you are the main bread-winner of your family. You have to support Billy there right? How are you going to feed your son and keep a roof over his head if you get a dishonorable discharge?”

He glares at you menacingly, but your excellent social skills tell you that what you are seeing is a look of defeat. He just doesn’t want to admit outwardly he has been so thoroughly beaten. It seems your comments have fully gotten through to him, and you can’t help but crack a gloating smile.

“Come on Billy,” he growls, “these sissies aren’t worth your time. How about we go find you somebody who really knows how to play base-ball instead of this girly team.” With this, he takes his son and leads him off, but he glares back over his shoulder in your direction and you can sense his hostility just dripping off him as he runs off with his tail tucked between his legs.

WIP