Life Hacks/Xandergod(Rosemance)/E/Imply it was her that stopped time
“Uhh… well… it was when I approached her. It was like time just stopped, and then we talked for a while and she said I was her master.” Well, it is leaving out a lot of information, but it is essentially true. This seems to finally get March to stop and start processing this new information though, and he seems to fix you with some kind of blank but intense stare.
“What the fuck!?” He asks.
“Not fair!” July whines. “I wanna have Cora!”
“You want Cora!?” Jan ask her younger sister, “why would you want that creepy doll?”
While these two are arguing, you catch sight of Nove discarding her pull-ups witch she had removed at some point, and now she is walking straight up to you. She pushes you by the shoulders and says “Get down!” In a harsh and commanding voice that is also somehow pretty cute coming from a 3 year old. She crawls up through between your legs, and then straddles your stomach, and from under her dress witch has drapped down over her thighs you feel a spreading wet warm liquid covering your stomach.
“What!? Nove!” You yell at her, grabbing her under the arm-pits and lifting her up, but that only makes the problem worse as her urine stream is now hitting you dead-center in the chest.
“Hahaha! Serves you right!” Jan jeers at you.
“Hahaha, yeah!” March joins in with her snide comments.
What the hell is going on? There is definitely something wrong here.
“Good idea Nove!” Jan says, un-snapping her jeans and brazenly pushing her pants and underwear down. “I’ll do that too.”
Ok, yeah, that settles it. There is something almost catastrophically wrong here.
What do you do?