The Aristocrats/Hodge-podge

There are truly no limits in this version of "The Aristocrats," include absolutely whatever you like. Now, usually "The Aristocrats" focusses on the perspective of the father, the agent, or a non-involved audience member. However, due to this format, it's quite possible to use any perspective imaginable. Which perspective are we going to use for this version of "The Aristocrats?"

• The Father's perspective
• The Mother's perspective
• The Son's perspective
• The Daughter's perspective
• The Agent's perspective
• An audience member's perspective

Note, age, gender, and whether or not the audience member is involved can be determined during the course of the telling.