Daycare manager/children's sex terms
There are a large number of terms for various things in sex, but the children who may be just learning about this will have a more limited vocabulary. They will learn to use whatever terms they have been taught. There are a number of terms they may come across. Here is a bank of terms that they may adopt.
Some terms they may pick up by hearing it from you, others are created by their own invention or are heard from their friends. Children who are non-naive have a reasonable (approximately 80%) chance of using the proper term identified at the top of each heading. Naive children may (5% chance per year of age) know the proper terms "Penis," "Vulva," and/or "Vagina," but nothing beyond that.
NOTE: This is a bank of words or terms the child may use that can be placed into a macro for use during entries.
Penis
Child's self-created terms
- Weiner
- Privates
Younger age (less prevalent after age 6)
- Wee-wee
- Wee-nee
- Pee-nee
- Pee-pee
Girls' use only
- Boy pee-pee
- Boy privates
- Boy thing
- Boy thingy
- Thingy
Taught terms from an adult
- Dick
- Cock
- Shlong
- Baby maker
Vulva
NOTE: For those unaware of the technical terminology (not everyone is) the vulva is the medically correct technical term for all parts of the external female anatomy. This grouping term includes the labia majora and minora, the clittorus, the hymen, and the external female urethra. It does not include the actual vagina despite the hymen technically being included, the hymen is considered an in-growth of the structures of the vulva.
Child's self-created terms
- vagina (mistakenly referring to the vulva as the vagina)
- gina (applying this alternate term for vagina to the vulva)
- trickle
- privates
- kitty
Younger age (less prevalent after age 6)
- pee-pee
- nono
- uh-uh place
- nono place
- bad place
- naughty place
- Fufa
- front bottom
Primarily boy's use (small chance of being used by girls)
- girl privates
- girl parts
- girl pee-pee
Taught terms from an adult
Parts of vulva
- Labia
- Labia majora
- Outer labia
- Labia minora
- Inner labia
- Clit
- Clittoris
- Hymen
- Cherry
Vagina
Child's self-created terms
- (Terms for vulva having mistaken the term to refer to the entire female genitals)
- gina
- girl hole
- penis hole (knows about sex, or has had sex with you. Actually uses their own term for penis)
- baby hole (knows about where babies come from)
- sex hole (has been taught about sex, including the use of the term (% chance of use lowers if they know where babies come from, lost % points will be diverted to "baby hole" option))
- privates
- girl privates hole
Young age
- other pee hole
- other pee-pee
- front bottom (repeated use)
- front bottom hole
- owie (has had a painful experience putting something inside, not necessarily a penis and not necessarily by you)
- owie hole
(no boy's use terms)
Taught terms from an adult
- Pussy (also usable for vulva)
- Cunt (also usable for vulva)
- Vadge
Semen
Child's self-created terms
After hearing about it
- Slimy stuff
- Boy stuff (girl's use)
- Slimy boy stuff (girl's use)
- White pee stuff
- White pee
- Sperm (Mostly used by non-naive (technically refers to the cells, not the fluid, but they don't know any better))
- Sperm stuff (mostly used by non-naive)
- Semen stuff (mostly used by non-naive)
After seeing it
- White stuff
- White grownup stuff (boy's use)
- White slimy stuff
- White boy stuff
- White slimy boy stuff
younger child use after seeing it
- Icky stuff
- Yucky stuff
After hearing it makes babies
- Baby stuff
- Stuff for babies
Taught terms from an adult
- Cum
- Jiz
- Jism
- Sploodge
- Baby batter (will not need to ask about meaning, but won't come up with this term on their own)
Sex
NOTE: These are the terms the child would use to talk about sex. This gets too expansive to cover in this section with the tier ranking options already used.