Summer Holiday/Spain Day 9 Dinner

I settled for Tapas and beer, several beers, at the bar, and watched the kid's disco for a while before deciding on an early night. After a nice long shower and a shave (My bum fluff only needs shaving twice a week) I slipped between my nice clean sheets and closed my eyes.

There was a knock on my door; I sighed, got up and put a dressing gown on to answer it.

Who is there?