Pedo Romp/...that Penny is sick

Ah, there you are my friend! I'm afraid Penny is sick today, and I was hoping that you could take care of her for me. Don't worry about the store one days revenue will not break us, so we will just close for the day ok.

What do you say in response?

• Don't worry I'll take care of her for you, and you won't abuse her either, you think
• Don't worry I'll take care of her for you, you say, while you imagine all the perverted things you're going to do
• Apologize to offer to take her to the doctor
• Confess to him your a pedophile who wants to rape his little girl