Pedo Romp/...that Penny is sick

Ah, there you are my friend! I'm afraid Penny is sick today, and I was hoping that you could take care of her for me. Don't worry about the store one; day's revenue will not break us, so we will just close up for the day.

What do you say in response?

• Don't worry I'll take care of her for you, (and you won't abuse her either, you think)
• Don't worry I'll take care of her for you; you say, while you imagine all the perverted things you're going to do
• Offer to take her to the doctor
• Confess that you're a pedophile who wants to molest his little girl