Life Hacks/Head for the bathrooms

You figure you should probably hit the restrooms before you head home. After all that chaos, you are actually a little curious about whether or not you got any of those rewards points for the mod… or rather, “hack,” as Loki called it. You don’t want to be thought a spaz for fiddling with an invisible screen in front of everyone, but you might be able to get away with in in the bathroom. Besides, you actually DO sort of have to go.

“Ok kiddo,” you say as you lower Roni to the ground, “I gotta hit the can real quick before we head home.” As you start to walk off, you feel a tug at your jacket as Roni has grabbed on to it. “What’s wrong?” You ask, looking down at your little sister. She looks a little upset, she didn’t really seem THAT bad when she jumped up into your arms before. Roni has always seemed so rambunctious, it isn’t really like her to get this rattled. Well, this was a pretty unusual situation, so you guess it can’t be helped that she would be a bit upset.

“Look, it’s Ok,” you tell her. “I’ll just be in and then back out,” actually, at this point you are starting to second guess the thought of going in at all. You could just as easily hold it till you get home, it’s just a matter of you wanting to check the hack really.

“Umm… Xander...” Roni says, and it is at this point you realize you had been figuring it all wrong. “Can we… go in there?” She asks, indicating the family restroom. Crap, she wasn’t upset from the incident just now… well, maybe there was a little bit of that, but primarily she was nervous about asking you that question.

“Uhhh...” great, what does she want to go into the family restroom with you for? Your mind instantly starts going to all the perverted opportunities… wait! “Oh, hold on, does Charity usually bring you in there when she takes you to the park.” Roni seems to recoil backward from you for a moment and her shoulders sag into a defeated position.

“Umm...” She responds. She doesn’t confirm or deny it, but her demeanor says it all. You had heard once when you were younger that apparently all your younger siblings, lead by Charity who was 11 at the time, were all caught “playing doctor” with each other. Nothing really raunchy, just some minor touch and feel. You really were jealous at the time and wish you could have gotten in on it, even considering how much shit Charity got from your mom for it after the fact. Could Charity and Roni be picking it up again using the park bathrooms?

What do you do?

• No, the answer is no. Now go to the boy’s bathroom and think
• Sure, why not? Let’s see if you can ride on Charity’s coat tails this time around
• Paydirt! You can use this against your bitch of a twin sister!

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