A Midsummer Pedo Dream/Tell them you have something special to show them in your treehouse.

You can hardly hide the giddiness in your voice as you tell the young elves you have something special for them in your treehouse.

They giggle gleefully, jumping up and down as they follow you back to your house, clinging onto you the whole time.

You look around furtively for witnesses as you escort them in.

Locking the door behind you, you admire the gorgeous young elves in front of you.

• Ask if they would like to kiss.
• You can't contain yourself anymore. Jump one of the child elves.