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Damn. You quickly grab your robe ready to politely tell your neighbor to go away or chew out some damned salesman but as you open the door you are completely blindsided. Standing before you in a cubby scout uniform is a young Fennec fox no older then eight.

"Hello sir. I am Jackson Dagon and I am going door to door raising money for my cubby scouts troop. Would you like to buy some popcorn?" You are aghast. The boy you were just looking at is standing before you in the flesh. What are you going to do?

Offer to buy all of his popcorn if he is willing to come in and look at something

Tell him you recognize him from the website and see if he would be willing to perform a private show

Pull him in, close the door, push him against the wall, and kiss him