A World of Cubby Sex/Male Teen/UsualBS

You push your drunk mother into the back seat, her exposed rear irritating you, after all heat season was a week away, hopping in the truck you pull out and hit a cop car, two Dobermans get out,they ask if everything is okay, clearly eyeing your drunk mother, you nod. In protocol they ask your mother if she's fine... instead of being FUCKING normal, she pukes on the officer... you are promptly thrown in jail with your mother. Eventually your Aunt, the police cheif, calls you an Uber after letting the offense slide.

• Uber home