Dirty Talk/Three Brats/June 21st, 2021/Revenge, First Act/Poke Pippi

Pippi needs to know we're here. Luckily these planks are just wide enough for me to poke my finger through. I just hope it doesn't surprise her too much…

What's the point in that?

W-well, if she knows we're here, then -

I… *sigh* I really don't care for a lecture, old man…

Pippi, you HAVE to listen to me.

Well that wasn't a strong reaction. In fact, it was barely a reaction. Like, she didn't even flinch. But maybe that's a good thing…

What Milka is doing… what you are doing… regardless of whatever divine guidance you have, or she thinks she has…

It's dangerous, and could lead into serious trouble. For all of us. Some people - like little Matias there - are better off not knowing. Quite frankly, most kids are.

Well… yeah… no arguments there…

As for Milka… *sigh* Christ all-mighty, she's fucking ten, Pippi. Sure, she's smart and mature for her age, but that doesn't change the fact that she's TEN! She's far too young and inexperienced to be teaching anyone. She should be the one being taught here.

Sanni trust Milka as her protegee and -

I wasn't finished. Like for fuck's sake, forget about her being one wrong step away from actually getting cursed and the fact that she could get seriously hurt; with how recklessly she's revealing these secrets around the village, one of these days, she's going to end up pissing off the wrong people, and what then?

That's not… my intention…

One overbearing mom hearing about her grade-school kid having sex later, and suddenly it's not just Milka who's in trouble. Police snooping around taking names and prisoners, media spewing lies about us in all the nation's tabloids…

That's nothing to be nonchalant about! Yet you keep enabling her… her reckless, dangerous behavior! You should know better than -

Danny, just… for fuck's sake, will you shut up already? I said I don't need your lectures. We don't need your lectures. We know.

And you've got to stop blaming Milka.

I'm not trying to "blame" her for anything! I'm just… *sigh* for fuck's sake…

Just tell me where she is. She's not in trouble. Not today. Not as long as she -

Milka's got nothing to do with what I was doing right now.

But when you spoke to Matias, you said you know where Milka is, and -

Yeah, and I fucking lied, okay? She's n-not here… and… I'm sorry for that, and also… ummm… for being a shitty role model to my cousin sometimes, okay? I… even I make mistakes… not too many if I'm being perfectly honest, but… *sigh* I… see your point… and I should've been a little bit more tight-lipped when dealing with Matias…

W-wait, is she throwing herself under the bus?!

Shhhh!

I misread the situation, and that's on me. So, ummm… consider this… my humble peace offering… old man…

Well that's a nice tattoo you've got at the back of your hand, but you shouldn't flip the bird to an officer of law. Not unless you're angling for a criminal charge…

You kinda deserve the middle finger! But look closer… ♦

Oooooh…

I see how this is…

She showed him a tattoo? So… some kind of a mark, or what? But isn't she too old to be wearing one? But she isn't really saying -

Wait, he's backing her against the wall?! But he's not actually… touching her or anything…

You've tattooed Lauhatar's diamond on the back of your hand? Girl, I knew you were crazy, but holy shit!

Actually, it's just a nerdy tattoo from an anime… a command seal… but you wouldn't get it…

Yeah, I don't. But I get that it does clearly have a red diamond…

Well… yeah… kinda wrong color, I know!

Well tell me then; how am I supposed to interpret "Red", miss?

Like I said, consider it a peace offering. Pink, black, something in between, whatever you want.

Is that so…?

Should we try to stop him? I mean, he could hurt her too! What if he -

No, no, just… stop… she'll be fine…

Like I said, I'll talk to Milka. I'll tell him how you feel. I'll tell her you're sorry and that you want to say it to her personally. Is that cool with you?

. . .

"Silence gives consent", as they say.

And… I'm also willing to take some accountability for her, and concede I don't always do the best job at being responsible myself…

Well it IS pretty clear who she's gotten her attitude from. You've always been a naughty little troublemaker yourself, haven't you?

Hahaha! Mary adores me for it!

But seriously. I'll talk to her, and that's a pinky promise! In return… just stay away from her, okay?

Well, if you insist…

But I'd much prefer if you deleted the damn pictures on your phones.

Hey, I don't have them! Henry does!

Speaking of Henry, has he put a ring on that finger yet?

W-well, no… but - *gasp* ❤️

Good. I wouldn't want to make a cuck out of my understudy.

Mhehehe… I t-thought you fired him…

Well, you know… things were said and done in the heat of the moment. You know how it is, babe!

Don't call me that, Danny…

I'll call you whatever I want, but you better start addressing me as "Officer Nilsen". Just because you're on a first-name basis with your beloved Goddess doesn't mean you can disrespect my authority, Ms. Sörensen.

Got it, Danny… ❤️

Try again.

Konstapel… ❤️

. . . That works too. I accept your terms, but I have one more request to ask of you.

After I'm done plowing your million-dollar body, go tell your betrothed that Danny is willing to talk things out like adults, okay?

Mmmmm… okay, but… you probably… shouldn't get so comfortable with my tits quite yet… not with a pair of curious eight-year-old eyes watching us…

And here I thought getting fucked in front of an audience was your whole M-O.

I'm a model, not a porn actress! My content is very tasteful! ♪

Hahaha! I'm joking!

But you're right. I wouldn't want to corrupt that innocent kid's innocent little brain with what I'm about to do to you…

They're finally leaving… sheesh, my heart's still pumping through my chest…

I knew this was a bad idea…

Don't act like you didn't agree to this…

Still, way to go Pippi, I guess.

Yeah, she totally bailed us out…

…Although something tells me Danny wouldn't have come here either if it wasn't for her.

Probably not! But all is well that ends well. Right, Milka?

. . .

Ummm… Milka?

Yeah, what was that all about? It kinda sounds like there's something to this you haven't told me…

I just don't get it…

Well that makes two of us…

Shut up, Eric…

Why doesn't he just trust me…

*sniff* Why did he… have to…

Don't start crying again…

W-wait, where are you -

I'm going home…

Come on, Milka! You can -

Just let it go, Emilia.

But…

She wants to be alone.

I feel like she should be with someone…

Maybe… but she's got that "someone" at home if she needs them.

I guess…

But seriously, what was that all about? I kinda wanna know the whole story…

I guess there's no harm in telling him, since he heard that whole conversation…

Danny thought that Milka had gotten cursed after she taught me about this game, and he ended up hurting her because of it…

Okay… but I'm just a little confused. I mean, why would he? I thought they were kinda close.

I dunno… but I think Milka feels betrayed or something… since she didn't expect someone she loves to hurt her like that or something…

Can't blame her for that. Danny seemed apologetic, though.

He kinda did…

Yeah, so not sure what Milka's thinking, but… I think she is thinking…

But what now? Since she's gone…

Yeah, we were supposed to teach my brother.

Well, technically we still could… but I dunno…

Your call, honestly. Although, if you were to ask me… I'm not sure if this is such a good idea after all, especially after hearing what Danny said. I mean, maybe -

Eric?

S-shit! E-Emilia, fix your clothes!

Ah! We kinda got caught with our pants down…

Although, that was the point of this…

What were you talking about?

Nothing, nothing…

But you were talking about me, and…

Wait… what are you doing?

Oh! I'm just his girlfriend…

. . .

Emilia, be quiet. I'll handle this…

She's just joking around. Milka and I are still -

You're just playing that dumb game with her.

. . . What . . .

Errr… not what I expected him to say…

So… did Pippi tell you that?

No… I just guessed…

But like, where did you learn?

Erika explained it to me when I saw you play it with Milka…

. . .

She also said Milka isn't really your girlfriend…

*sigh* Oh, for heaven's sake…

He's actually facepalming… and I kinda feel like doing so too…

Big sis, you god-damn idiot…

That girl has a star on her hand, so she's obviously playing too…

Oh! *giggle* But it's not for you…

I don't even want it… ewww…

Did he just "eww" me?! Although to be honest, I would've said "eww" to a boy just a few months ago myself…

*sigh* So all of this was pointless.

Sure seems like it…

I guess you don't like this game then, Matias.

I'm not sure… but Erika said it's icky…

I don't think it's icky at all!

Shush, Emilia!

Huh?

There's no point in teaching him anything at this point. He already knows, so we should just stop…

…But since he already knows, then -

Like I said, I'm not sure if it's such a good idea after all… I only agreed because it sounded fun in the heat of the moment, but I think Danny is right.

But Matias doesn't know everything, so -

And maybe it's better that way. Teaching people about this stuff could be dangerous, and I don't trust my idiot brother.

I think it's much more dangerous NOT to teach him if he already knows about some of this stuff! What if he gets interested and starts playing without knowing some important details?

. . . Well I guess that's true too, but -

Ummmm… is Pippi really in trouble? I don't want her to go to jail…

She's not gonna go to jail, stupid. Go away.

. . .

…He's not leaving…

*sigh* Bloody fucking hell, I swear if I get in trouble for this…

Why are you still here? If you think this game is icky.

Erika said it's icky. I don't even know how to play it… apart from having to hug and kiss and stuff…

Do you want to know then?

I dunno… Erika said I don't have to play any games to do it with Nora, and I'm not really interested in other people…

…That's surprisingly wholesome… especially since he's a lot younger than me…

But do you want to know what other stuff you can do while playing?

I know there's, ummm… other stuff… but… I don't know…

Maybe Emilia has a point. We should teach him some stuff, like the part about needing to shut up about this. Although maybe Erika told him that already…