HOME/Jake Holloway

You awaken in your plush queen-size bed. Your morning wood is uncomfortably stiff this morning, almost painfully so. You are still a little groggy. You half remember an erotic, but somehow disturbing dream about a beautiful Asian woman, but you can't seem to remember the details. You would normally start getting ready for your day at this point by taking a shower, but your current condition seems to be demanding your immediate attention.

What do you do?

• Jerk off
• Spank it in the shower
• Spank it to some porn