Life Hacks/Hallomod(ho)/Head over to March’s house, you can’t wait to see the result of all the changes you’ve made
No, no, your intention is not to “have sex” with your siblings or March’s. Not right now at least…. What the fuck!? Not ever! But… well…. maybe with his older sisters… or maybe even the twins. Someone closer to your age. They are not members of your family, so that means they are fair game right? Yeah, that’s what’s up. You might think about making Summer or Winny or someone your actual girlfriend, and then it’s fine to do those things with her. You just did all that stuff with his younger sisters because you’re a freaking pervert with an impregnation fetish who couldn’t resist the idea of making little girls fertile with this new power of yours. You’re not actually planning on knocking them up yourself. And if they get knocked up by some pervert doing something nasty with them, well then, you will probably kick yourself then if that happens but other than that extreme circumstance there is nothing likely to come of what you just did.
Yeah, ok, that’s how it is. So, you are not that kind of person, you are just a little bit perverted in your fantasies. That said though, now you really want to see what the results of all your tinkering are. Your own family already liked you quite a bit, so you don’t expect to see any changes THAT dramatic, but March’s family only really sort of knows you, especially the younger ones. So, seeing how THEY react differently to you might be a good test of this thing. Yeah, screw March coming over here, you couldn’t stand to have done all that without getting up close and seeing the results of your handy-work in person.
That settles it! With your actions planned, you proceed back to the table to take your seat… but first, you have GOT to do something about this chair Loki pulled out for himself. The way he made it appear seemed a little different from accessing his “pocket.” In fact, it looks perfectly identical to your chairs for the house. You find it a little far fetched he could have coincidentally had an extra chair laying around in his pocket dimension that so accurately resembled your own. Not impossible, but certainly unlikely. The clincher though is the fact he did not actually seem to pull it out from anywhere. You suppose he might have used that item creation thing he told you about using some kind of mental interface “hot-button” equivalent, “get a chair that looks like these other chairs,” or something like that.
At any rate, that’s something to explore for later. For now, the only way you can think of to get rid of this thing is to chuck it into your own pocket dimension, witch you do by tossing it under the table and accessing your “pocket” through the opening created by the space between the table legs. After doing that, you take your seat and resume your position, restarting time.
It is a little bit disorienting re-starting time after everything was stopped. Luckily, your memory allows you to keep up pretty well as you can recall exactly what was going on before. They most certainly do seem different from how they were before, it seems like they are rather silent, probably due to their “programs” acclimating to the changes you made and calculating a new likely action from what they were about to do before. They all seem to look slightly spaced out for a moment, something that is not too long to be unusual, about the only reason you even noticed it is because of your improved social skills.
It is Bastian who seems to snap out of this brief momentary state first as you see his smile broaden and he seems to fill with energy. “Oh right! Angel!” He says, “I forgot to tell you, but you missed the coolest thing! Xander just told Charity to stop being mean to all of us!”
“Really!?” Angel replies, looking to you with a blushing smile.
“Yeah, shut up twerp!” Charity bites at him.
“Xanderrrr!” Bastian immediately wines to you.
“Well, you sort of brought it on yourself talking about her as though she wasn’t there on a subject she is probably embarrassed about,” you tell him, “How would you feel if all the kids at your lunch table were making fun of you for getting detention?”
“Mmmmhhh” He groans, “I wouldn’t like it.” He whines. “Sorry,” he adds to Charity.
“Wow!” Brittany comments. “I don’t think I have ever seen you so well behaved about something,” she says to Bastian. “What have you been doing with our little brother while I was away?” She asks you.
“Ehhh… well… it could just be that we’re both guys.” You say, “we just understand each other better, don’t we Bastian?”
“Yeah!” He agrees, completely beaming with pride at what you just said. You think that is a little bit of an over-reaction on his part, but at least it works out for you.
“Well, whatever it is, it’s working.” Brittany comments, “I guess I don’t have to worry much anymore about the family falling apart while I’m off to school. You’ve really stepped up to fill my place, haven’t you?”
“Eh, yeah, I guess,” you say, taking one large bite off of your sandwich and then swallowing it after only chewing about five or six times. “Umm… anyway,” you say, “since you are here now Brittany, that lets me do something I haven’t gotten to do as much anymore. I was thinking of going over to March’s house instead of having him come here.” There you go, work this to your advantage.
“Yeah, sure, that sounds great!” She beams. “Glad to help where I can.”
Great! With that out of the way, you are all the more excited to get on over to March’s house. “Great! Thanks!” You say as you begin absolutely scarfing your sandwich, using the tomato soup to wash down each bite. Once you have finished the sandwich less than a minute later, you drink the bowl and are completely finished before any of your siblings have even really eaten 1/8 of their meal. You weren’t trying to go for a record or anything, but it seems you have some enhanced speed eating skills among the multitude of abilities you picked up when you maxed everything. It didn’t even feel like any effort at all to finish that whole meal in right in and around 60 seconds. It embarrasses you a little that you just demonstrated such a thing, but there is not much you can do about that now.
“Well, I guess I’ll be off,” you say.
Now then, how do you get there?
- Call March’s house for a ride
- Give your new body a test and jog over
- Test out your item creation feature and give yourself a car and a driver’s license
Infinity Pocket
Loki controls the local area.
