Life Hacks/Young Xander/Offer that you should be able to bring her by yourself
“I can take her!” You offer.
“You?” She responds as though she just heard something outrageous. “Well, actually, I guess that might be better…” She pauses, going deep in thought.
“Are you going to play baseball with us?” Roni asks, bright eyed and excited.
“Err…” Well, you could. You are enjoying your childhood again, right? But then, you have your skills increased to such a level that the others won’t even stand a chance. You could probably play for a professional team even as a child as you are now. Same time though, baseball might well be the single most team-oriented sport. One really good player isn’t going to throw it off THAT much.
“Haha,” Brittany laughs, throwing off your obligation to answer Roni. “Well, someone’s excited, huh? I guess it might be alright if Xander’s there. Just…” and at this point she turns to you to make it clear you are the one she is talking to, “don’t let anyone mess with your sister, all right?” She says, and then laughs again. “Listen to me, I’m becoming our mother. She’s the one who’s all paranoid about that. At any rate,” she continues in more of a sarcastic, ‘just saying this because,’ type of tone “don’t let any adults kidnap her or something, Ok?”
“Uhh… Ok,” you respond. You have to admit, you would have thought and said all the same things if the roles were reversed.
“Alright!” Roni cheers and pulls an about-face. “I’ll go get my extra glove” With that, she dashes straight back to her room.
“Hey!” Brittany calls after her, “what about cookies?” She asks in a softer tone meant only for you to hear, and then follows this up with an eye roll. “Whatever, I guess she doesn’t want them, common ya pirate.” She says this with a smirk and proceeds to lead you down stairs.
She goes to the pantry and pulls you out 3 othello cookies, just about the same time Roni gets back down with one baseball mit on her hand and another tucked under her arm. “Ok, I got everything!” She says excitedly, handing you the mitt she means for you to borrow with a happy look on her face. “Hey! Where are mine!? She asks, looking at the cookies in your hand and then turning expectantly to Brittany who has already put the cookies back in the pantry and closed it.
“Well you went away, I thought you didn’t want them anymore.” She says with a smirk and a teasing tone. Actually though, you caught her already having taken out 3 more on the sly as she was putting them back, and at this moment they were hidden behind her back.
“Yeah I do!” Roni demands.
“Oh, you do? So I was right that you didn’t want them anymore?” Your older sister continues to tease the younger.
“Nooooo! I want them!”
“you want what?”
“Cookies!”
“Oh, so you want the cookies now?”
“Yeah! Gimme the cookies!”
“Well you have to ask me nicely.”
“Aaaaagh!” Roni groans and rolls her eyes. “Ok, Brittany, can I PLEAAAAAAS have some cookies?” She asks in a fake effusively sweet little-girl cutsie voice.
“Hahaha!” Brittany laughs. “Ok sure, have your cookies,” she says, pulling out the 3 cookies she was hiding.
“Eh-haha!” Roni laughs in triumph and immediately sticks one whole into her mouth. You know she would normally pull them apart and lick out the cream filling, but she would need two hands for that and right now one is occupied by her glove. On that subject, she puts the glove under the arm of the hand that is holding the cookies and pulls the mitt off. “Mmmm!” She responds to the cookie, looking around to you and then grabbing your hand. “Common! Let’s go!” She says, dragging you toward the door. “We’re gonna be the last ones there!” With a slight air of urgency, she is rushing you on to the park without even time to prepare.
What do you do?
- Stop her and ask if she is wearing panties
- Just let her drag you to the park Request --Jackmaster (talk) 21:29, 23 April 2017 (CEST)
