Life of a 13 year old- Go to the living room to watch some TV

You get up in your boxers and lazily walk to the living room. Your honey, Natasha, is standing in the kitchen bare naked with only an apron on, making you a sandwhich. You switch on the TV, but can't stop being distracted by her beauty. She comes over with a plater and serves you with a kiss on the lips. Eagerly, you chow down the sandwhich.