Mother's Helping Hand/Start/Virgin/MC/Low Magic/Blk-eye-Julie/Sex/Blood/Stop/Clothes/Uncertain/Ed/Step-down/Talk/Babies
"Anyway!" You say, taking back the stage. "So, the reason why boys have a penis and girls have a vagina is so that boys and girls can have sex. Umm... that's when a boy sticks his penis inside a girl's vagina like I did with Julie before, and... well, sex is how a girl gets pregnant. When a boy's penis feels really good, it has some white stuff called semen squirt out and when it squirts in a girl's vagina it makes a baby inside her."
"What!?" Jane nearly yells. "No way! You've gotta be lying!"
"Nope, he's telling the truth." Your mother says with a smirk as she glances between you and Julie.
"How can a baby be inside a girl's body?" Jane asks with a snide edge to her voice. "That's just stupid! It would just die."
"Oh my, how could your education have been THIS bad?" Your mother asks. "Shouldn't some of your friends have at least told you about their mothers being pregnant in all the time you've been here at school? Well, I guess you aren't really the type to have friends that you really talk to about stuff like that. Well then, I guess if you don't believe me or Jack, we can just bring it up on the computer and we'll show you some pictures of a pregnant woman."
Jane looks a little concerned for a moment, and then she looks over to her sister. "Ok, sure!" She scoffs, "Well, if a girl can have a baby inside her, then how does the baby stay alive?"
"When a baby is developing inside it's mother, it gets food from it's mother's bloodstream." Your mother says.
"Ok, but what if the girl is not the baby's mother then?" Jane asks, causing you to almost drop your jaw on the floor due to such an absolutely absurd statement.
"Wait, babies drink blood!?" Julie chimes in, just enhancing the depth of the level of ignorance here. I mean, wow! Just wow! The amazing extent of their lack of knowledge on this subject matched with how stubborn and certain they seem to be that we're trying to trick them is just making for some stuff that goes beyond face-palm worthy and into the head-wall territory.
Keep on it, this ignorance needs to be corrected
- Ok, fine! Looks like you will need to use the computer to convince them Request --Telgar (talk) 19:37, 6 April 2020 (CEST)
- Leave it to your mother, you don't think you have the patience to get through to them at this rate
- Back your mother up, chip in and try to help explain things
Give up, you don't really NEED them to accept it, you've done enough just by telling them