Mother's Helping Hand/Virgin/Bunnykin/Mother/Savanah/Flirt

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Yeah, you should say something to flirt, and also to reassure her. But, what are you supposed to say? Just call her pretty or something? Well, why not? Seems simple enough.

"It's alright," you say, "I really don't mind sitting with a pretty girl like you, uhh..." Oh great, what now? How do you follow that up?

"What!? Pretty!?" Savanah jumps, literally, and her face starts going really red at your words. "Uhh... no! You heard, right!? I already have a daughter, that means I..."

"Calm down Miss Darkhare." Your mother says, sighing and placing her hand on her forehead. "Not everything a man says is an invitation for sex, my son was just trying to say you shouldn't be so nervous."

"What!? Oh, nooo..." The bunny girl moans and her already droopy ears press down so flat to her head that they look no different from normal human hair. It looks like she was pretty devastated when she was told that your sexual advances were actually not sexual advances. What has her so jumpy anyway? Well, considering she was in the middle of freaking out even more when she had correctly interpreted them, maybe it's a good thing to follow your mother's lead here.

"Hey, it's Ok," You chime in, trying to give her a reassuring smile. "It's, uhh... just cultural differences. You didn't know. It's fine, I'm not offended or anything. Just come over here and have a seat." You pat the cushion next to you, and she is looking down and twiddling her thumbs as she obediently follows your directions and sits down right next to you.

"Umm... I'm sorry." She says.

"Uhh.. hey, hey! I already said it's fine." You respond. Between how scared she got from your first attempt to flirt there, and new direction you are trying to play it where it's being played off as a misunderstanding on her part, you really are not quite sure how to deal with things from here.