Sexy Fun Times/Five/Boy/Mummy/TV
The TV is boring and you keep thinking about Mummy's winkle, so you get your cock out and start rubbing it. You left some milk in the kitchen and decide to go back and get it.
The kitchen door is open and you can hear the radio so Mummy doesn't hear you come in. She is sitting in a chair with her legs spread apart and she is sliding a carrot right inside her winkle. She gasps and freezes when she sees you. "GET OUT," she yells, but you just stand there.
"FUCK,FUCK,FUCK." she says, which is also weird because she tells Daddy off for saying that. She slowly takes the carrot out and puts it on the table. "I suppose you wish it was your cock in there," she says.
Actually, you hadn't thought of that, but now she has said it, it sounds like a great idea. You shrug.
"Come here," she says and holds her arms out. When you are on her lap she gives you a hug. "I'm sorry I shouted. You caught me doing something you shouldn't have seen. I know you play with your willy a lot. What do you know about sex? Shit, you're only five, what could you know?"
Her robe is open and your cheek is squashed against her boob. "Uh! I know that a man puts his willy in a lady and squirts baby stuff in her."
"How do you know that?"
"I saw it on one of Daddy's 'special' videos. The ones he hides on top of the bookcase. So if I put my willy in where you had that carrot, would that make a baby?"
"No Sweeety. First off, you are too young to make babies, and second, Mummy takes a special pill so Daddy won't make one either."
She looks down at your stiff willy poking out of the front of your PJ's, pushes you off her lap and stands up. Her winkle is right by you and you can smell her. It's not like her perfume, but it's not a bad smell either. "Maybe it's time for some practical lessons." she says, and her voice sounds kind of shaky.