Smooth Operator/Skate Park/Blurt out/All

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"I... uhh... I dunno." Jordan squirms in his flustered state. "I uhhh... I guess I could help them get babies too once they are able to."

"Really!?" The ferret and monkey girls bounce in place an the gerbil girl just looks like she's shocked beyond words.

"Hehe, well, I guess now you've REALLY gone and done it." Sophia says. "I take it by what you just said that you don't really know much about the skater races."

"Skater races!?" Is there really such a thing?

"Ahh, well, that's just what skaters call them. It means the races that have the injury resistant bone structures. Their bones bruise instead of break, which means they can take bigger risks with their tricks and get good faster."

"Oh." Jordan responds.

"There is something else about them though. All the skater races also hit puberty very early compared to predator species like us."

"Ahh!?" Jordan responds, finally seeing where she's going with all this.

"In other words, all these girls, except maybe Kiki over there, are already able to get pregnant right now. In fact, since I'm not in heat right now, you might have more luck knocking them up than me. It would only be a waste of your sperm if you did it with me right now."

"I can have a baby!" The monkey girl, who it seems must be Kiki, says indignantly. "I'm a marmoset! We can get a baby as early as the other skater races!"

"How old are you girls anyway?" Jordan asks, half out of astonishment and half out of just curiosity.

"Nine." The Monkey and Ferret say almost in unison.

"I'm eight." The gerbil girl says.

"They're all in the same third grade class." Sophia says. "I met them when they were having a class field trip here, and I told them they could come back if they wanted some pointers." After this, she leaned really close to Jordan's ear. "Also, you should probably be aware, this also means they aren't going to actually know anything at all about sex. They only know they are old enough to have babies because that's pretty common knowledge among their species."

"Wha... what!?" Jordan responds, and Sophia smirks.

"It's because they don't want girls harassing boys to get them pregnant, they don't tell any girls a single thing about sex and how to do it until we are in middle school and old enough to know to keep our hands off boys if they say no."

Jordan does not like this idea

Jordan kinda likes this idea