TBaby/The Thatcher Family/Veronica/Friday/Late Evening With Jason and Emily/1

"I wanted to play with Unka Jason," you say as she puts you to bed. Your winkle is feeling itchy as you think about Jason's willy.

"I need to have a talk with Uncle Jason," she says and she lifts your nightie up and puts your hand down between your legs. "You'll just have to play with yourself," she says and when she kisses you good night she pushes her tongue into your mouth which makes you giggle.

You hear mummy going to the kitchen and the clink of glasses, then you hear voices in the sitting room, but you can't make out they're saying. They're still talking when you drift off to sleep.

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