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"Why are you working as a stripper?"

"You said I needed a job and responsibility. When I went to the high school job fair, this just sounded the most fun. Plus, this lets me make more money than most...and there are 'other' perks," she moves her hand and starts caressing your thigh.

"A strip club was at the high school job fair?"

"Well...no, they were out in the parking lot, but they were really nice. Dakota and I just couldn't resist the excitement of it."

• Wait, Dakota works here?

• How are you allowed to work here?
• Does your Mother...does anyone, know you work here?
• What about the job at the mall?
• Are you still a virgin?