WBWP/Magic Lamp/Young, in the 6-8 range

That's pretty young. Probably too young to be thinking much about sex, but I'm sure the djinni's corrupting influence can fix that quite easily. Probably some rather corrupted wishes too, although at your age part of that is likely your fault.

Well then, you find a lamp shaped very much like the oil lamp that the "genie" from Aladin was in. Now, normally most people wouldn't expect that kind of magic to be real, but you get quite excited when you find it and happily pick it up and rub it. When smoke comes out and a large man dressed in a vest fairly reminiscent of the palace guards from Aladin appears instead of a big blue creature voiced by Robin Williams appears though, you get a bit scared.

"Well, this is quite the young master," he comments. "I am the powerful djinn bound to this lamp. It is my duty to serve my human master who possesses this lamp by granting them three wishes. You have found my lamp, young one. What is your heart's desire?"

Your first wish is.

• That you won't get in trouble when you break the rules
• That adults won't get mad at you
• That you are allowed to do whatever you want Request Foalpoots (talk) 00:53, 9 October 2017 (CEST)