WeeklyWishes/WeekThree
Cults had risen up and fallen in the last week. Violence and mayhem rocked parts of the globe, while others argued themselves silly. The leading theory was that the pain from the first wish was a punishment for an "evil" wish, while the second wish and the praise given was due to its kind intent.
The world came to a pause just before midnight UTC. "Hello Humanity, I really hope this week's wish lives up to last week. Let me just spin this up and... What? Prepubertal males fart when they achieve orgasm... I... ...fine, granted."
The silence stretched on for a time except in small pockets where some few celebrated. This wish was pain free, but felt like it shouldn't have been.
Mechanically, this one is just like it sounds. If a prepubescent male manages orgasm, they also fart. Due to the somewhat specific wording of the wish, this does not aid prepubescent males in achieving orgasm.