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*[[Life Hacks/Wait for Billy's dad|Wait for them here.]] | *[[Life Hacks/Wait for Billy's dad|Wait for them here.]] | ||
*[[Life Hacks/Go to the Men's Room at the Park|Go to the Men's Room.]] | *[[Life Hacks/Go to the Men's Room at the Park|Go to the Men's Room.]] | ||
*[[Life Hacks/Hide under the bleachers at the Park|Hide under the bleachers.]] | *[[Life Hacks/Hide under the bleachers at the Park|Hide under the bleachers.]] | ||
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You've never really been into sports. With your new-found powers of perception you are pretty certain that you can check out the local "talent" and still make sure that Roni is safe. Starting in your immediate vicinity, you can see a few MILFs in the bleachers. The hottest one is actually sitting not too far away from you. While you prefer girls (probably because of your pregnancy fetish) you still aren't terribly gender restricted, and some of the boys playing baseball with Roni are kind of cute, but it's a little hard to gauge with the dirt, grime, and manner of dress that defines their current condition. One boy in particular looks particularly girly. He doesn't seem to fit in the environment of the baseball diamond. In that way he reminds you a little of yourself at his age.
Looking beyond the diamond for potential hotties would have been impossible for you this morning, but now you find that you are able to scan much further afield than you previously could. As you are looking for potential sex partners, you see little Billy leading a police officer, of all things, in your direction. Reading the body language, you surmise that the man must be his father. You know that you have done nothing illegal, but his father being on the force does complicate things. They are still some distance away, giving you time to evaluate your options.
You are pretty certain you could deal with him in a physical confrontation with your new abilities, but that might have some significant social and legal repercussions given his position as a police officer. You could always try to take the confrontation to somewhere more private to minimize the witnesses, and increase the likelihood of getting away with what might otherwise be assault of a police officer. The Bathrooms are the obvious location for that scenario. There is also the option of avoiding the confrontation all together, by hiding. From hiding you might also be able to use the duck to change things around, which could get very interesting. The best place for that would probably be under the bleachers.
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