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*[[Life Hacks/(Wells House+Roni pregnant)/(March's, most fem, fertile, noWS)/Minimal/(Jan)/Autumn/July/slow/July's turn/Continue/Cum Sex/Tease|Tease June that maybe she wants you to get her pregnant]] | *[[Life Hacks/(Wells House+Roni pregnant)/(March's, most fem, fertile, noWS)/Minimal/(Jan)/Autumn/July/slow/July's turn/Continue/Cum Sex/Tease|Tease June that maybe she wants you to get her pregnant]] | ||
*[[Life Hacks/(Wells House+Roni pregnant)/(March's, most fem, fertile, noWS)/Minimal/(Jan)/Autumn/July/slow/July's turn/Continue/Cum Sex/Disagree|Tell them kissing is not how you make babies]] | *[[Life Hacks/(Wells House+Roni pregnant)/(March's, most fem, fertile, noWS)/Minimal/(Jan)/Autumn/July/slow/July's turn/Continue/Cum Sex/Disagree|Tell them kissing is not how you make babies]] | ||
*[[Life Hacks/(Wells House+Roni pregnant)/(March's, most fem, fertile, noWS)/Minimal/(Jan)/Autumn/July/slow/July's turn/Continue/Cum Sex/Focus|Ignore all these distractions and focus back on July, she still needs to cum]] | *[[Life Hacks/(Wells House+Roni pregnant)/(March's, most fem, fertile, noWS)/Minimal/(Jan)/Autumn/July/slow/July's turn/Continue/Cum Sex/Focus|Ignore all these distractions and focus back on July, she still needs to cum]] '''Request''' --[[User:Notsooldpervert|Notsooldpervert]] ([[User talk:Notsooldpervert|talk]]) 17:44, 18 August 2023 (UTC) | ||
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"Ooooh! They're kissing!" The girls around you all start chittering like crazy as they see your lips pressed against July's, getting all excited about that while away from anyone's sight your penis is doing it's best job to give this little kindergartener several times over the amount of semen necessary to turn her into a first-grade mother. And that's not first-grade in terms of quality, that's saying that unless you change something with the hack she'll be giving birth by the time she's in first grade.
Well, since you've started cumming anyway, you figure there's no sense in stopping now. A mischievous idea crosses your mind, and you pull your penis just a little bit out and re-align your hips lower as you break your kiss. You know your ejaculations are incredibly strong due to all the cheats you've piled up, so you aim your penis inside her so the huge torrents of high-pressure semen will all splash against the kid's g-spot, the area inside the vagina directly under her clitoris where the nerve fibers servicing the clitoris can also be stimulated from the inside.
"My pee-pee feels weird!" July comments, noticing the sensation immediately. She has a dazed look on her face, but you can see the distress from the pain has been pushed out of her mind.
"July and Xander, sittin' in a tree! Kay-eye-ess-ess-eye-en-gee! First comes loooove, then comes marriage, then comes baby in a BABY CARRIAGE!" Steph and August start up the juvenile elementary schooler chant, which is quickly joined by May and Julie.
"Hey! Stop iiiit!" July yells at them, apparently having gotten triggered off of the obvious tone in their voices that says they're making fun of her.
"Hey, hey, it's alright," you say. "You said you were my girlfriend earlier, right? So, they're right, there's nothing to be upset about."
"But..." July pouts, but it doesn't last long. The constant battering of your high-pressure semen against her sensitive insides keeps pulling at her attention.
"It's fine, I'll just kiss all of them on the lips too when it's time for be to play the privates game with them as well," you say, pushing the dissonance between your two sets of memories even deeper into the sordid mess you've created here. You just said you were going to kiss a bunch of elementary school and middle school girls on the lips. That's so much more perverted than having sex with them, but your player memories are telling you it's actually the other way around.
"No! You can't kiss all of us! Doesn't that mean we will all get pregnant?" June says, nearly knocking you over as such a thing was said while you really are right in the middle of firing your baby-making sperm up inside of July's uterus.
(go to settings to turn of impregnation notifications.)
Scratch that, you've already gotten the kid pregnant, and you are still filling her with torrent after torrent of your semen anyway.
"Nooo!" Jan chides her little sister, "you don't get pregnant just from kissing a boy like that, it has to be a French kiss where the tongue goes inside the mouth, and it only works if you're married."
Wait, what!? Jan's a 12 year old, and she thinks something childish like that is how girls get pregnant? Well, you did use that ignorance cheat to make it so nobody, even adults, know that sex makes babies. You didn't quite realize that this is what that knowledge was replaced with since you used the counter setting giving yourself expert knowledge in order to protect you from that effect.
"Oh... ok, so that won't make us pregnant?" June asks, looking surprisingly let down for how much she just sounded like she was protesting the idea earlier.
- Tease June that maybe she wants you to get her pregnant
- Tell them kissing is not how you make babies
- Ignore all these distractions and focus back on July, she still needs to cum Request --Notsooldpervert (talk) 17:44, 18 August 2023 (UTC)
Xander
- Get July pregnant (50)
Girlfriend bonus +25 Young elementary school age X6
- (50 + 25 X 6 = 450)
General
- Pregnant (20)
- (26,322 + 450 + 20 = 26,792)
