Life Hacks/Hallomod(tod-pre)/Give a somewhat kid appropriate answer to July's question about why your penis is big
You look around at the group of girls around you varying in age from 16 to new born, your already hard 4 inch cock surprisingly gets a little harder, Summer and July gasp a little as it moves and grows just a fraction of an inch larger, the head turns purple with the pressure that is being applied to it. Then you look directly at July, your hand lightly stroking you hard shaft. “Well my thing got this big because I’m surrounded by so many pretty girls. It like pretty girls and so do I.”
You hear Summer gasp to your right and then suddenly everything stops. Time itself seems frozen. You look around just as Loki pops into the room. “Wow, what a day, hey sport so what have you been up to?” He seems to have a suggestive grin as he glances down at your penis and around at the girls.
You quickly tuck your still rock-hard penis into your shorts in embarrassment and give him a scowl. “Well not much of anything now. But if you must know, I was about to have some fun with Summer and her sisters.” You reply.
"Yeah, I know, I was watching you for a while from my personal area to see how you were doing."
"What!? You were spying on me!?" You respond, a little incredulous.
"Well, I didn't want to walk in on any kind of bad situation you know?" He gives you an irritating smirk. Even more irritating though is the fact that you can see something in his demenior that tells you he is not telling you something, and you can easily guess that something he's not telling you is that he would have gladly kept just watching you and spying on you if he had found what you were doing amusing enough. That said though, this situation...
"Well, I would certainly think you busting in when I was in the middle of... well... THIS would qualify, wouldn't you?"
"Yeah, about that..." he responds, "it just looked to me like you were about to mess up royally so I decided to step in."
"What!? I had everything under control! Yeah, I flashed a bunch of kids there, but I got all their love, trust, and submissiveness stats maxed out, I could talk myself out of anything that happened!"
"Hmm... well, as amusing as that would be to see, especially if you had tried to screw one of the little kids here without a few of the social cheats, that wasn't my only reason for coming so you can chill out."
No, he totally thought you were about to mess up. What kind of idiot does he take you for? You've got maxed out stats here now, no matter how much your hormones were raging you would never screw yourself up that badly. Sure, you were going for a bit of a risk here you would never have taken if you hadn't maxed your stats and had confidence in your abilities, but come on!
"Anyway, while I was looking in on you I noticed something I thought you would find quite interesting, and I thought you might want to know about it before you did what you were about to do. It turns out, there's actually a bug in your program."
"What!? A bug!?" Ok, NOW you were worried. He was looking quite pointedly at you when he said that, which means that whatever this bug is it actually is with you specifically.
"Now calm down, it's nothing serious. Actually, it seems like it's quite beneficial for you. It looks like the points you get for rewards are a fair bit more numerous and larger than what a normal player would get. Just by flashing these kids here, you got a bit over 4,000 points, and you had a bit over 1.5K before that too from when your sister saw you earlier it seems. I'm sure you would have discovered it yourself eventually, but considering this situation I thought I would tell you now in case you might want to take a few extra precautions."
"Alright, that's good to hear, but you really do totally have no faith in me do you?"
"Ah, no, well, I figured you might prefer not to have to spend so much time weasling your way out of a sticky situation. It would be much easier if you used the cheats, right? And also, that way you can learn a bit more about the hack. Might as well use it since you have this opportunity now."
"Yeah, nice excuse! Screw off man! I'm not buying it."
"Well, I've told you what I know, you can do with it what you like! Really, I was just trying to be nice there and help a bro out."
"But wait a minute, are you really fine with me doing this then? I mean, sex with kids and all that?"
"Hey, this is all just a game to me, remember? Whatever floats your boat."
"But you told me already that we're fully conscious and you are quite aware of that fact, all that stuff about your world even being a game to a higher dimension and that crap."
"Yeah, exactly. My world is just a game too. You should see some of the stuff I get up to in my reality. At any rate, I'm saying I can sympathies. So, you can go right ahead and do whatever you like. Well, whatever. I'll be off. I still gotta figure out how to give you access to Privacy Mode, I think I'm getting pretty close to a solution."
With that, he vanishes out of existence. Well, at least he left time paused for you this time.
Anyway, what to do now?
Well, maybe some cheats WOULD be a good idea.
- Take some hacks and apply them just to the Holidays
- Take some hacks and apply them to the Holidays and your immediate family
- Take some hacks and apply them to the Holidays and all of your family
Go on and have some fun without the cheats just to spite that ass-hole!
- Start time back up and encourage them to touch your penis
- Start time back up and convince them to show you their privates
- Start time back up and finish answering July's question about why your penis is big
- Start time back up and Answer July's question with a demonstration by having sex with her
- Start time back up and Answer July's question with a demonstration on Summer
- Start time back up and Answer July's question with a demonstration on Octo
- Start time back up and Answer July's question with a demonstration on Nove
Rethink this whole thing
Infinity Pocket
Loki controls the local area.
