Disciplinary Action/Disciplinary Office/Before school/Visit/School/Memo/Questions/Excited
Yes, if what is in these guidelines is actually true, then you pretty much have to get this job.
"Alright, I'm ready," you tell her.
"Well then, right this way," she says and leads you in to Mr. Grandville. You can't help but feel a little jittery about all this. It places you in the mind-set of being a kid again, actually going to this school as a student. This same Mr. Grandville was already the principal at that time too, although he was a lot younger at the time. Now, as you enter his office, his hair which was once black while you were a kid is now a rather healthy looking shade of grey. The man seems rather fit, and you could easily imagine him staying on with this job by the time your own children are born, grow up, and even graduate from school.
"Ah, Mr. Gardner. Come in," he says with a friendly smile. "Although I would usually not look favorably on being kept waiting, I can understand in this case. Ms. Varano says you had to look over the internal memo to get more properly acquainted with the demands of the program. You can understand, it was a bit of an issue finding someone fit for the job. Someone with the capabilities to perform their duties, but also not overstep the power the position would give them. Your sister, Ms. Moore, gave you some high recommendations. Said you had a taste for girls in the age range of our students, and were very kind and gentle with your partners. While such out of wedlock activities would usually be frowned upon, it seems to be just the sort of thing we would need for a person in this position," he says.
Despite it sounding like things might be going good for you, his tone seems somewhat hostile or dismissive of you at points. It is clear he does not approve of your predilections, which makes it strange he'd endorse a program like this.
"Uhh... yes," you say, your former excitement severely dampened by his radiated simmering disapproval. He even seems slightly pissed off. "Yes, I do feel like I should be able to conduct myself in a professional manner in this job. I understand the role of the disciplinary office is to correct the children's behavior, so I would not dare to go overboard with any of my duties."
Mr. Grandville simply eyes you for a while, and then sighs.
"I'm going to be honest with you, Mr. Gardner. This is a very awkward position for me. This is an unprecedented program, and that means there is no good framework from which I can ask you any of the usual questions I'd give during an interview. It has placed me in a bit of a difficult situation."
"Yes, I can understand that," you say, only getting you a glair and side-eye from him.
"No, Mr. Gardner, I don't believe you can understand. You see, the difficult situation I just referred to is actually the fact that I've had a very good way to conduct your interview practically delivered to me. You see, I caught my daughter over the summer break engaged in some... let's say... inappropriate bedroom activities with her friend, the Owen girl."
"You mean...?" You stammer, catching up with his meaning.
"Yes! Lesbians! That Owen girl dragged my little princess into a life of sin and debauchery!" He says with a great deal of venom in his voice. "This is going to be your interview, Mr. Garnder. It will be a practical interview. I want you to teach that skank and my daughter what it means to be under a man!"
Holy crap! He's actually telling you that you're going to have sex with not one, but two girls as a part of your interview?