Dirty Talk/Three Brats/June 21st, 2021/Caught Off Guard

That startled me! Why's my alarm going off? Wait, no, that's my ringtone…

Let's see here… what is Milka calling me early in the morning for?

*yawn* Good morning, Milka…

Come out and play! We're getting bored of waiting!

Sheesh, I only just woke up…

Yeah, I can tell!

Do I… sound tired…?

Duh! But it's already ten o'clock!

Seriously? I slept like a log…

We've got a long day ahead of us, miss! Today it's your turn!

My turn?

…To help me…

Oh, right. You helped me, and I help you. Mess with Danny, right?

Yuh-huh! But we're just gonna go through what I have in mind today. It's still too early to put the wheels in motion.

Where do you wanna meet up and when?

You tell me. We're the ones waiting on your lazy butt!

Alright! Just need to go through my morning routine… Brush my teeth, eat breakfast…

We'll wait at the lover's beach then! Be there, or be square!

Yeah, see you soon!

Thanks for the breakfast, mom!

You're very welcome.

So, got any plans for today?

Oh, just messing… hanging out with my friends…

I almost slipped there! Milka asked me to not speak a word about messing with Danny to my mom. Still not sure why, but I'd be better off honoring that wish…

Well, if you want to "mess out" with your friends - whatever that's supposed to mean - I'm not gonna hold you back…

Of course you aren't….

*pop* And you know what that means, sweetie…

Seriously? A tattoo pen AGAIN?

But of course! Ludwig may be at work until six o'clock, but your house rules still haven't changed…

No marks at home, right?

Indeed!

Okay, here's my hand.

Here you go! ♪

★ I still haven't actually been approached by anyone outside this house…

Let's hope you get lucky today then!

Sure hope so…

So off you go! Looking forward to hearing about what kind of man you'll end up in bed with. I'll be in the garden if you need me!

Jesus, Milka's been bombarding me with texts on WhatsApp! 27 of them, in fact! And now she's even saying they're on their way here. Good googly moogly…

*tap tap* "No need, I'm on my way already!" Maybe that'll calm her ass down a little…

*yawn* God morgon…

You're up before twelve o'clock? Hell must've frozen over…

Yeah, yeah, how surprising is it to see… me…

Wait, she's wearing a star at home again? This fucking dumbass…

Ooops! He totally saw it…

Too late now.

Well that was fast, as far as getting discovered goes! Talk about one-in-a-million freaking timing! Oh, but I'm totally gonna tease him before I get my pussy stuffed…

Don't tell me my perverted brother is actually thinking about using his little sister AGAIN?

Maybe that's what you want, huh? Since you like getting caught so much.

I didn't mean to, but I guess I now must -

Just like you didn't "mean" to get caught by dad?

Wait, how the fuck do you know about that?

He told me.

Wait… What?

Why?

Because he wants me to keep an eye on you.

Yeah, but why!?

He told me yesterday to inform him if I happen to see a star on your skin. He doesn't want you to play, so… there's that…

Seriously? Dad told him that? He told me he doesn't want me to play yesterday as well, but to think he would go this far to hold me back, especially after getting dragged into the game himself. Forget about feeling guilty over what he did, he might actually be angry. But I just don't get it.

He actually told me to not say anything to you, but I thought I should at least try to talk you out of this instead of outing you right away…

You wouldn't actually tell him… right?

I don't know. I feel like I should, but -

Well, you shouldn't!

Don't interrupt me.

Why do you even care?

I've been telling you since day one. I don't want you to expose yourself to danger.

Danger, danger, danger! What danger!? Gosh, you're so stupid!

Well, dad seems to agree with me, and I'm pretty sure that mom will too.

Ooooooh, that's so funny. He thinks mom won't have my back…

Besides, it's your own fault for not being careful enough, 'cause now -

Look the other way.

No. If you won't listen to what I say, I'm siding with my dad on this.

Snitches get stitches.

And you're gonna get grounded once he finds out.

Mwahahaha, you fool! I'm just gonna lick the star off and -

Wait! No! It's permanent ink, so I can't just -

*snap*

Now I have evidence.

Fuck…

And seriously? What kind of pen are you even using to not be able to lick it off? You're such a dumbass, Emilia…

And you're such an asshole, Sven!

Calm down, okay?

Calm down?! When you're the one who's trying to get me in trouble?!

I'm doing the opposite of trying to get you in trouble. I'm trying to KEEP you out of trouble.

And all I'm trying to do is have some god-damn fun with my friends, but you're being STUPID about it!

Please, just listen to me.

Oh, I get it! You're trying to keep me all for yourself.

No, I -

You're just jealous, aren't you?

If I was jealous, I would've ordered you to have sex with me already.

Then do it. I won't say no, even though you're being an asshole right now…

Look, just fucking listen to me.

No, YOU listen to me. In fact, let you in on a little secret…

Wait, she just grabbed my collar? It's not like she's physically imposing or anything. In fact, that just makes her look kinda cute, but still…

I happen to know that dad has played the game too…

And cheated on mom? Yeah, right.

And speaking of mom…

She's grabbing it tighter, trying to pull me down, and…

Oh, that's the doorbell. And Emilia, she just let go of me. Is she seriously not gonna listen to me?