Dirty Talk/Three Brats/June 21st, 2021/Caught Off Guard/Emilia listens to Sven and goes to his room

I can't risk him sending that picture, so…

Fine, but let's make it quick. No foreplay.

What the hell do you think I'm planning anyway?

Well, you said you want to sort out a deal, so I thought -

Oh, whatever… and for fuck's sake, they're gonna break the doorbell at this rate…

♫ "How could it end like this? There's a sting in the way you kiss me." ♫

Oh, it's Milka again…

Don't answer.

I think I really should at least tell them that -

I don't want them to have any ideas about me being some kind of sis-con pervert.

That's totally what you are, though.

Emilia, for fuck's sake. At least try to consider my feelings on the matter…

I WAS gonna come up with an excuse, but have it your way then… You dick…

♫ "What shall we do with a drunken sailor earl-lay in the morning?!" ♫

♫ "Way, hay, and up she rises!" ♫

♫ "Way, hey, and up dick rises!" ♫

♫ "Way, hey, and" wait, that's not how the song -

♫ "Way, hay, and up she rises earl-lay in the morning!" ♫

♫ "Shave his belly with a rusty razor!" ♫

♫ "Fuck her silly in the master's dungeon!" ♫

Annie～ ♪

That's the second shanty you're ruined today!

I'm improving the lyrics, Stella!

That's "Captain Hartwall" to you, wench!

Stop bickering! We've arrived at our destination! Lower the anchor!

Oh, so this is it?

Yes, the famous Tortuga!

I thought the last place was Tortuga.

No no, wasn't that Port Royale?

Actually, that was Isla Tesoro! Port Royale is the rival pirate stronghold!

Your games are so confusing…

Aaaaand… the doorbell!

Now we wait…

I'll cover the peek hole!

♫ "Yar, har, fiddle de dee. La, La, Lalallala!" ♫

Annie, I swear…

♫ "If you like to fiddle kids, you are a pirate!" ♫

*snicker* Stooop…

I still can't believe you ruined Lazy Town for me…

Sure is taking long for anyone to open…

She sure is taking her time. Period.

Maybe she already left.

We should've crossed paths then, no?

Ding dong, blim blom! Open up ya scabby-arsed landlubbers!

Don't press it so many times…

I don't think anyone's home…

Okay, I'll call her again!

Put the speaker on. ♪

Yes, yes, here you -

Beep.

…go…

She hung up…

Hmph!

Maybe she's conspiring against us with Heidi…

Oh, that's true! Heidi could be just lying about being grounded…

Yeah, those girls are bullshitting us. We're not gonna stand for this, right?

Right-o!

We sure ain't! Raise the anchor and hoist the sails! We're infiltrating Tortuga through the backdoor!

Aye, aye! Wait, I'm the captain…

Look! Kraken!

Rrrruff?

Doggieh!!

Stranger danger? No, little mistress's friend! They're all friends!

Beware the Kraken's tentacles! He'll drag the ship down!

Oooh, kinky! ❤️

Ewww, what?!

Aww, Gunnar! I'm happy to see you too!

*thud!* Again!? Stop licking my face!

What a friendly creature.

Here, doggy doggy… ❤️

Oh, this human smells nice!

Oh, what's this? Milka! And... more! That's nice to see.

Heyo, Laura! What's up with Emmy? She's not opening the door.

Oh, she was just on her way out, so I guess you must've just missed her…

Told you! ♪

Who are your cute little friends?

Oh yeah! Girls, this is Laura, Emilia's mom. And this is-

Captain Hartwall!

"Captain"?

Actually, I'm Stella. We're playing pirates. ♪

Hee hee! Yar! I'm the First-Mate Ahlroos! The greatest swashbuckler on the seven seas!

And I'm Annie, the sultry tavern wench!

Good to meet you! Sure sounds like you're having fun! Oh, but have you tried calling Emilia?

She hung up for some reason…

Sounds very unlike her…

Well, I can let you in so you can go see if she's in her room or something. Although she's not allowed to wear a star inside…

Wear a star? What does that mean?

O-oh, nothing at all…

. . .

Stella, for fuck's sake… I told you she knows…

Well sorr-eeeh! I just had to pull her leg a little…

*giggle* Yeah, it's fun to pretend we don't know! ♪

Is that so? Well, you shouldn't try to trick adults, unless, of course… you're begging to be punished…

Punish Annie. It's her idea to trick people anyway.

Stella, you stinky liar!

Quiet, wench!

My, my, you're certainly "spirited"… You might change your tune after you see what's in my shed, Stella. ♪

Oh? What's in the shed?

Hmmm, just some "toys"…

Can I use your toys?

I'm not sure if they're the kind of toys children can handle! In fact, they're meant to be used on naughty children… ♪

You can use MY toys if you let me.

Oh? You have something in your knapsack? I don't know… I bet my toys are better! ♪

Oh, trust me! My toys are the best!

Enough of that! Get inside, you two! I want to have a private talk with Laura!

Really now? Well, the door is open, so… I believe Sven is still home, her brother, but you girls can go check for Emilia.

Are you sure, Milly? She doesn't even know us…

Just see if she's there! And if not… go bug her brother or something! Go on! I'll be there as soon as I can!

Well, if you say so.

How exciting! I wonder what we'll find…

So, like I said yesterday…

Should we go straight upstairs?

Lead the way, captain!

Oh, and we're gonna pretend we don't know about the game with Emilia. It'll be fun!

Sure! ♪

So behave yourself, you horny wench!

Tee-Hee, I'll try! ❤️

. . .

I think I already hear voices!

What do I have to do to have you look the other way?

For starters, you could tell me why you would go as far as to draw a mark like that.

Why are you so focused on the star anyway?

What else am I supposed to focus on if not it?

How about you trying to keep me away from my friends? Gosh! You're so fucking selfish…

You know that's not what I'm trying to do…

But that's what you ARE doing. Besides, this star isn't any different from the one you took advantage of.

I mean, you can't take it off…

I obviously can't tell him the truth about me and mom… or can I? I'm not sure if she'd like that, but then again, if that is my only option, if that's the only way for me to get out of this… wait, what did she tell me again when I told him I lost my virginity to Sven?

…So it's so much more dangerous.

Who cares! It's pretty easy to hide…

Yeah, because a sweatband like that totally doesn't look suspicious.

Doesn't matter! No visible star, no service! Everyone here knows that!

Are you sure?

Duh! You're the only dumbass here who thinks this is some kind of rape game!

N-no, no… I don't believe that at all… It's just…

Did she forbid me from telling the truth to him? No, I guess she didn't. It was just about me and Edward I was supposed to shut up about, and also wasn't there something about using the fact that we have history to our advantage? Well, I guess that's what I'm trying to do now, so there shouldn't be harm in telling him, although he for sure wouldn't believe me if I told him Laura supports me playing…

*sigh* You still haven't given me a clear answer. Is it a tattoo?

I CAN take it off, just not by licking it.

How long have you been wearing it?

For about five minutes.

Well since dad found out about it, you've obviously worn it on other days too, even if that's a new star for today. Have you had sex with someone yet?

N-no…

You're such a terrible liar…

And you really ARE jealous…

Seriously, Emilia? Is this really who you want to be?

Mm-hmm… I wanna have ALL kinds of fun… ❤️

. . .

You hardly even cared about boys just a month ago, and yet now -

Or maybe I always did! ♪

Emilia, our parents don't like this! And dad already found out about you! You're lucky you haven't been punished already!

Well like I said, our dad isn't exactly clean either…

I refuse to believe that. That's such a terrible lie you made up.

Oh fuck off, you know he grew up here. Do you seriously think he hasn't played before?

Maybe in the past, but our old man would never cheat. And speaking of him, what if he finds out even more?

Even more of what? That we've done it?

Well duh. Then we'd both be in deep shit.

So that's what you're worried about…

Obviously I'm worried! It was such a stupid mistake.

Don't say that. We had so much fun…

Fun or not, it was a bad idea…

Come on, Sven! I'll be your star, so just please remove that picture and let me go…

She's trying to be imposing again? This time she's pushing me down on the bed. And is she moving in for a kiss? Her nose is already touching my face…

So let's keep making more mistakes together!

I actually kinda wanna… start with giving you my… first kiss… ❤️

Fuck, it's so hard to say no to her, especially with her practically sitting on my lap already. She was so submissive the last time around, didn't so much as try to be assertive, so to see her like this feels weird. She must've gained some confidence in herself…

This side of hers is so damn sexy as well. Not to mention her backside…