Dirty Talk/Three Brats/June 21st, 2021/Caught Off Guard/Emilia listens to Sven and goes to his room

I can't risk him sending that picture, so…

Fine, but let's make it quick. No foreplay.

What the hell do you think I'm planning anyway?

Well, you said you want to sort out a deal, so I thought -

Oh, whatever… and for fuck's sake, they're gonna break the doorbell at this rate…

♫ "How could it end like this? There's a sting in the way you kiss me." ♫

Oh, it's Milka again…

Don't answer.

I think I really should at least tell them that -

I don't want them to have any ideas about me being some kind of sis-con pervert.

That's totally what you are, though.

Emilia, for fuck's sake. At least try to consider my feelings on the matter…

I WAS gonna come up with an excuse, but have it your way then… You dick…

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♫ "What shall we do with a drunken sailor earl-lay in the morning?!" ♫

♫ "Way, hay, and up she rises!" ♫

♫ "Way, hey, and" wait, that's not how the song -

♫ "Way, hay, and up she rises earl-lay in the morning!" ♫

♫ "Shave his belly with a rusty razor!" ♫

Annie～ ♪ 

That's the second shanty you're ruined today!

That's "Captain Hartwall" to you, wench!

Stop bickering! We've arrived at our destination! Lower the anchor!

Oh, so this is it?

Yes, the famous Tortuga!

I thought the last place was Tortuga.

Actually, that was Isla Tesoro! Port Royale is the rival pirate stronghold!

Your games are so confusing…

Aaaaand… the doorbell!

Now we wait…

I'll cover the peek hole!

Annie, I swear…

*snicker* Stooop…

I still can't believe you ruined Lazy Town for me…

Sure is taking long for anyone to open…

She sure is taking her time. Period.

We should've crossed paths then, no?

Ding dong, blim blom! Open up ya scabby-arsed landlubbers!

Don't press it so many times…

Okay, I'll call her again!

Put the speaker on. ♪

Yes, yes, here you -

Beep.

…go…

She hung up…

Hmph!

Oh, that's true! Heidi could be just lying about being grounded…

Yeah, those girls are bullshitting us. We're not gonna stand for this, right?

We sure ain't! Raise the anchor and hoist the sails! We're infiltrating Tortuga through the backdoor!

Aye, aye! Wait, I'm the captain…

Look! Kraken!

Rrrruff?

Stranger danger? No, little mistress's friend! They're all friends!

Beware the Kraken's tentacles! He'll drag the ship down!

Ewww, what?!

Aww, Gunnar! I'm happy to see you too!

*thud!* Again!? Stop licking my face!

What a friendly creature.

Oh, this human smells nice!

Oh, what's this? Milka!

Heyo, Laura! What's up with Emmy? She's not opening the door.

Oh, she was just on her way out, so I guess you must've just missed her…

Who are your cute little friends?

Captain Hartwall!

"Captain"?

We're playing pirates. ♪

I'm the First-Mate Ahlroos! The greatest swashbuckler on the seven seas!

Sure sounds like you're having fun! Oh, but have you tried calling Emilia?

She hung up for some reason…

Sounds very unlike her…

Well, I can let you in so you can go see if she's in her room or something. Although she's not allowed to wear a star inside…

Wear a star? What does that mean?

O-oh, nothing at all…

. . .

Stella, for fuck's sake…

Well sorr-eeeh! I just had to pull her leg a little…

Is that so? Well, you shouldn't try to trick adults, unless, of course… you're begging to be punished…

Punish Annie. It's her idea to trick people anyway.

Quiet, wench!

Maybe you'll change your tune after you see what's in the shed, Stella. ♪

Oh? What's in the shed?

Hmmm, just some "toys"…

Can I use your toys?

I'm not sure if they're the kind of toys children can handle! ♪

You can use MY toys if you do.

You mean the ones inside that knapsack? Oh, I don't know… I bet my toys are better! ♪

Oh, trust me! My toys are the best!

Enough of that! Get inside, you two! I want to have a private talk with Laura!

Really now? Well, the door's open…

Are you sure, Milly? She doesn't even know us…

Who cares?! Just go!

Well, if you say so.

So, like I said yesterday…

Should we go straight upstairs?

Oh, and we're gonna pretend we don't know about the game with Emilia. It'll be fun!

So behave yourself, you horny wench!

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What do I have to do to have you look the other way?

For starters, you could tell me why you would go as far as to draw a mark like that.

Why are you even so focused on the star?

What else am I supposed to focus on if not it?

How about you trying to keep me away from my friends? Gosh! You're so fucking selfish…

You know that's not what I'm trying to do…

But that's what you ARE doing. Besides, this star ain't any different from the one you took advantage of.

I mean, you can't take it off…

I obviously can't tell him the truth about me and mom… or can I? I'm not sure if she'd like that, but then again, if that is my only option, if that's the only way for me to get out of this… wait, what did she tell me again when I told him I lost my virginity to Sven?

…So it's so much more dangerous.

Who cares! It's pretty easy to hide…

Yeah, because a sweatband like that totally doesn't look suspicious.

Doesn't matter! No visible star, no service! Everyone here knows that!

Are you sure?

Duh! You're the only dumbass here who thinks this is some kind of rape game!

N-no, no… I don't believe that at all… It's just…

Did she forbid me from telling the truth to him? No, I guess she didn't. It was just about me and Edward I was supposed to shut up about, and also wasn't there something about using the fact that we have history to our advantage? Well, I guess that's what I'm trying to do now, so there shouldn't be harm in telling him, although he for sure wouldn't believe me if I told him Laura supports me playing…

*sigh* You still haven't given me a clear answer. Is it a tattoo?

I CAN take it off, just not by licking it.

How long have you been wearing it?

For about five minutes.

Well since dad found out about it, you've obviously worn it on other days too, even if that's a new star for today. Have you had sex with someone yet?

N-no…

You're such a terrible liar…

And you really ARE jealous…

Seriously, Emilia? Is this really who you want to be?

Mm-hmm… I wanna have ALL kinds of fun… ❤️

. . .

You hardly even cared about boys just a month ago, and yet now -

Or maybe I always did! ♪

Emilia, our parents don't like this! And dad already found out about you! You're lucky you haven't been punished already!

Well like I said, our dad isn't exactly clean either…

I refuse to believe that. That's such a terrible lie you made up.

Oh fuck off, you know he grew up here. Do you seriously think he hasn't played before?

Maybe in the past, but our old man would never cheat. And speaking of him, what if he finds out even more?

Even more of what? That we've done it?

Well duh. Then we'd both be in deep shit.

So that's what you're worried about…

Obviously I'm worried! It was such a stupid mistake.

Don't say that. We had so much fun…

Fun or not, it was a bad idea…

Come on, Sven! I'll be your star, so just please remove that picture and let me go…

She's trying to be imposing again? This time she's pushing me down on the bed. And is she moving in for a kiss? Her nose is already touching my face…

So let's keep making more mistakes together!

I actually kinda wanna… start with giving you my… first kiss… ❤️

Fuck, it's so hard to say no to her, especially with her practically sitting on my lap already. She was so submissive the last time around, didn't so much as try to be assertive, so to see her like this feels weird. She must've gained some confidence in herself…

This side of hers is so damn sexy as well…

Oh! He's grabbing my ass!

Fun or not, it was a bad idea…

I'll do anything as long as you won't snitch on me ever again…

Then will you promise to not wear a star outside ever again?

…I'll do almost anything…

You're impossible…

Fine. No star outside, but just for today then.

Yay! I love you so, so much!

She says it so nonchalantly, and even though I love her as well… it's so hard to actually say it aloud…

And I'll promise to be more careful in the future as well, so -

*knock knock* Hello? Anybody there?

Wait, who in the…

Fuck! How the fuck did your friends get in?!

That's not anyone I know…

Wait, seriously?

I don't recognize the voice at all…

That was a rhetorical question! I know you're both in there!

I didn't even lock the door because I didn't think we'd be doing anything! Fuck, this is bad!

S-shit! Get away from -

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Sven's freaked out! He's just too shy and totally dishonest about his love-boner for his sister! And Emilia doesn't realize the door's open!

So what will she do?

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Emilia doubles down and tries to make out with Sven, thinking the door is locked.

Since Emilia doesn't know the girls outside, she tries to protect the "secret".

There were 3 votes since the poll was created on 13:55, 22 November 2022.

poll-id C2CEA7B779931DCA3C2CF851A1CD18C8

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Emilia's Response:

• "Who cares? The door's locked, so they can't stop us from making out."
• "Wait, don't tell me you forgot to lock the door!"