Life Hacks/Take her to the park pantieless
You know you should probably be a responsible older brother and make her wear her panties, but really, if she wants to run around outside without her underpants then.... your mind refuses to finish that thought, but you are most certainly turned on by the prospects. And why not? The old you would not have been able to notice anyway, so she wouldn't even think it strange.
"You know?" You say, "That was way too fast for me to get a proper look." You fix her with a somewhat stern gaze. "Whatever," you say, "I think I'll trust you. It's mom's issue anyway, for all I know you are telling me the truth."
"I am!" Roni erupts, but you can see a rather guilty shadow cross her face.
"All right then," you say, "let's go to the park!"
"Yeah." She says, putting on what sounds like some fake resolve, but as you walk past her and offer her your hand she readily takes it.
As you walk hand in hand with Roni the four blocks to the park, she seems to gradually cheer up. She starts out walking with a short stride, conscious of her lack of under-garments under her skirt. But as you begin to get closer, making idle conversation along the way, she seems to completely forget about her drafty state. She begins to walk with a wide, somewhat silly gait as she swings your joined arms back and forth, chirping a lot more happily as though the odd sense of doubt she's had since that exchange in your room had never existed.
You quickly find yourself at the baseball diamonds. She nearly pulls you to where a group of kids around her age are throwing the ball around.
"Roni!" yells her young friend . . . Jimmy. Strange, you distinctly remember that you could not remember his name. Jimmy runs up to Roni. "Glad you could make it booger-breath!"
"Good to be here, snot-rocket!" she responds.
"Hey!" says a kid you don't know. "I thought you said we were waiting for some guy named Ronnie!"
"This is Roni," says Jimmy.
"She's a GIRL!"
"Yep!" says Roni proudly.
"Girls play softball. This is BASEBALL. Go play some softball, girly-girl!"
"Ooooh," says Jimmy as Roni starts to fume, "you just messed up BIGTIME, Billy!"
"That's enough of that!" you say. "If you don't want to play baseball with a girl, Billy, feel free to go home."
"I'm tellin' my dad! He'll kick your butt!"
"Be my guest, Billy."
"Yeah fart-sniffer," adds Roni, "bring your daddy over so my big brother can pound him inta the ground!"
"No fair," yells Billy as he runs off.
You all watch him recede down the wide streets.
"Well, that's over," you say casually, "let's play some BASEBALL!"
The kids break up and choose teams. Roni is a team captain, as always. Soon the tykes are playing baseball, as they are known to do on occasion.
What do you do?
- Watch them play.
- Check out the park hotties. Request --Notsooldpervert (talk) 21:14, 16 October 2016 (CEST)
- Go find Billy's dad.
