Talk:Life Hacks/(Inf/Lox/Pres/No-comp/Fem/Weird+cuckland/Age-inf/non-compete)-(Preg)/(Wells House/Danica-Everybody-Ellie+Roni)/concerns/Warn her you're about to cum, and accept being her boyfriend after fucking whoever replaces her

Yeah, I haven't seen the options yet but even if it's not ok with the town, it could be their little secret. If Trish is okay with it, make Siobhan his "official" girlfriend and the rest of the Wells girls, Trish included, his unofficial girlfriends.

Xander has been at the Wells house too long, he and Roni should get ready to go home. Finish up with Danica while Roni gets cleaned up and then have a shower with Trish.

Once Xander drops Roni back home, he can either go for his sisters/mom, or he can head to March's place. (More girls, more points) --MrPib (talk) 17:57, 1 March 2023 (UTC)

LMAO, Fuck Trish in the shower, then stick his tongue down Ellie's and Danica's throats while fingering them, then kiss Siobhan on the cheek with a "See you later, Honey. Thanks for becoming my girlfriend! I'm off to find more little girls to fuck."

That said, I agree, everyone here is pregnant, so while I would like to make more progress on making Trish a more eager fuck partner, the Holiday's await with lots of points to earn there. Today is Saturday, spend the night with the Holidays and Xander can impregnate all the females there in one fell swoop, then Sunday he can do the same to his own family. --Notsooldpervert (talk) 20:22, 1 March 2023 (UTC)

Ok, now that the point tally is updated, I'm tempted to get the "Did I say you could cum" cheat for Trish. (Possibly also alter her memories, to where she's never been able to achieve an orgasm, ever.)

Like I stated above, it's time to head home. Go have a normal shower with Trish but don't fuck her in the shower. We could touch her skin and at the same time press the orgasm button. Slowly get Trish even hornier and once we're out of the shower, tell her we got hard again and then corral Trish towards the bed, fuck her, spam the "orgasm" button and leave a "meager" amount of cum leaking from her. Everyone makes their way to the door, Xander kisses everyone on the lips and when it's Trish's turn, PUSH. THE. BUTTON.

Hopefully the cheat works how I think it does, Xander is the only one that can ever make Trish reach orgasm... This would fulfill what NSOP said about making her a more willing partner.

I also agree, drop Roni off at home and head to March's place.

--MrPib (talk) 21:21, 3 March 2023 (UTC)

Well, I can probably find some way to work an exit plan into the next couple posts, but the original idea here was to come to Trish's house, eat, and then teach Dante some baseball. All this sex stuff ultimately distracted from that. Will need to find some excuse to either skip or fast-forward through that stuff in order to justify getting out of there.

Bringing Danica over to the Holliday house might also be a justifiable option. Maybe under the logic that they need more people to help with setting up a game or some such. With Trish's insistence on veganism though, that's going to have to be after lunch. Jemini (talk) 22:51, 3 March 2023 (UTC)

The excuse could also be made that the girls are too worn out from sex to practice baseball now. Would give him an "excuse" to come back in a day or two. Maybe even Monday after school, where Siobhan has a friend over for him to knock up lol --Notsooldpervert (talk) 19:13, 4 March 2023 (UTC)