Talk:Life Hacks/Recruit Loki’s help to get the police on your side on this matter

Oooh Oooh! *Raises arm, and violently waves it* How about an option to make her his wife? That would be hilarious with her belief that she's a guy, her age, etc. It would entail changing quite a few things, however . . . age of consent and age of marriage being a couple of the most obvious. --Elerneron (talk) 23:49, 18 February 2017 (CET)

I'm a little more partial to the legal sex slave thing, but the wife one would be funny. Only problem is the infidelity as you boink all the other babes out there. People might take exception to you cheating on your pregnant 8 yo "husband" lol --Notsooldpervert (talk) 07:04, 19 February 2017 (CET)

Well, that option wasn't even there yet. I still think the wife route could lead to more amusing story situations. To each their own. --Elerneron (talk) 10:08, 19 February 2017 (CET)

The new user privilages from the paths branching from these choices (i assume they're all lead ins) will be a lot of fun. Goodbye age of consent laws (and probably incest laws). Looks like Trish's lifestyle may become the norm lol --Notsooldpervert (talk) 00:07, 20 February 2017 (CET)

Actually, it was the votes for the user privilages on all 3 routes that got my circuits fried. I guess you don't have to eliminate them, but you could specify here witch of the 3 routes you would rather see furthered first. Jemini (talk) 11:01, 24 February 2017 (CET)

Personally, I'd like to see the slave route first. Since no one knows she's a girl (including you without the meta game knowledge provided by the duck) the marriage route would get complicated fast with everyone thinking you're gay lol, and the moving in route doesn't have the built in excuse of sleeping with you. Then again, she is a "boy" and there might not be another bed available.... yeah, go with the slave first lol --Notsooldpervert (talk) 14:50, 24 February 2017 (CET)